This t-shirt was made over at
SharkRobot.com and, while completely unofficial, does make a stab at 33 rules of Zombieland.
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Use your thumbs
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
It’s been quite a while since there’s been any new news about Zombieland but with the Zombieland DVD available to buy tomorrow, we get a look at the deleted scenes and Rule #2 – The Ziploc Bag.
Obviously the real Zombieland Rule #2 is the
Double Tap. Read More
A quick update as it has been pointed out in the comments that Zombieland Rule #5 would appear to be No Attachments.
Unfortunately it seems to be a rule that was made up on Horror-Movies.ca and they never explained it was made-up (it’s in italics to signify it was ‘official’), but I could be wrong.
Can anybody find any proof that No Attachments appears in the film?
Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.
A series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. It’s unclear how canonical they are, but while Rule 1 is correct, Rule 4 doesn’t tie with what we know from the film, so the jury’s still out on these ones.
Rule #8 – Get A KickAss Partner