4 NEW Zombieland Rules

In an interview with Attack Of The Show, Zombieland writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese discuss some of the rules that never made it into the film, but should make it into the sequel!

The discussion of new Zombieland rules start at about the 3:00 mark.

While there’s no numbers associated with the new rules we are treated to 4 more.

  • Always carry a change of underwear
  • Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
  • It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
  • Pack your stain stick

The marathon rule isn’t overly catchy but the stain stick is probably a necessity for getting zombie brains out of your clothes.

If we manage to get numbers associated with these, we’ll keep you updated.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

18 Responses to “4 NEW Zombieland Rules”

  1. Lucas says:

    All are understandable, maybe with an exception to the stain stick lol I’d have some clean undies on hand cuz I imagine zombies to be scary so when u get snuck up on, u just might lose it all in your pants. Remember, u do have to avoid bathrooms. HAHA :p

  2. Monica says:

    I like the marathon one… its the best cause its so true :)

  3. Elissa says:

    i’d die in zombieland… i hate shoelaces, i cut them off for fashion D:

  4. M1C4H says:

    positive thinking elissa….you gotta think possitive…if ya go out with the expectation to die….you will die…

    also…fashion doesnt matter when your fighting the undead

  5. Toronto says:

    sequeil? OH FK YA BABY

  6. kikass says:

    i have a nice little rule: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

  7. kikass says:

    new rule dead eye

  8. charlie says:

    i have a rule:when you see undead running at you and you have an ak, shoot there f****n brain out

  9. Bonnie says:

    Duct Tape. Should totally be a rule. (:

  10. E says:

    FLASH SCENERIO
    You and your best friend are being chased by a hored of the undead and you have one gun and 2 bullets WHAT DO YOU DO?

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  12. Kage says:

    Another rule: Traps

  13. Danie says:

    Charlie, keep following that rule and you’ll run out of ammo pretty quick.
    If you can run away, then run.

  14. Tara says:

    A personal rule: Get to High Ground
    Remember, zombies can’t climb. Get to high ground and get rid of any stairs you used. If you need a way back down, use a rope and slide down. But make sure you have a rope before you destroy any steps..

  15. Brenton says:

    Tara, are you forgetting the end of the movie? They (the zombies) were climbing up onto the ride with Wichita and Little Rock… So they can climb!

  16. Amp1552 says:

    Kikass that’s stupid. When life gives me lemons I make orange juice, who the fuck likes lemons

  17. TJ says:

    Number One Rule, Wear Zombie Makeup. Bill Murray Said He Survived Because The Zombies Thought He Was One Of Them

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