4 NEW Zombieland Rules
In an interview with Attack Of The Show, Zombieland writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese discuss some of the rules that never made it into the film, but should make it into the sequel!
The discussion of new Zombieland rules start at about the 3:00 mark.
While there’s no numbers associated with the new rules we are treated to 4 more.
- Always carry a change of underwear
- Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
- It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
- Pack your stain stick
The marathon rule isn’t overly catchy but the stain stick is probably a necessity for getting zombie brains out of your clothes.
If we manage to get numbers associated with these, we’ll keep you updated.
All are understandable, maybe with an exception to the stain stick lol I’d have some clean undies on hand cuz I imagine zombies to be scary so when u get snuck up on, u just might lose it all in your pants. Remember, u do have to avoid bathrooms. HAHA :p
I like the marathon one… its the best cause its so true
i’d die in zombieland… i hate shoelaces, i cut them off for fashion D:
positive thinking elissa….you gotta think possitive…if ya go out with the expectation to die….you will die…
also…fashion doesnt matter when your fighting the undead
sequeil? OH FK YA BABY
i have a nice little rule: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
new rule dead eye
i have a rule:when you see undead running at you and you have an ak, shoot there f****n brain out