Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs


rule 11 avoid new york
rule 12 kahmehameha
rule 13 bewear of jason
rule 14 old zombies are easy kills
rule 15 pray
rule 16 zombies are ugly
rule 17 it’s zombie season
rule 18 kick some ass
rule 19 spears
rule 20 don’t dress like a zombie
rule 21 the noobs are dead
rule 22 ninja sword
rule 23 zombies are not your friends
rule 24 no music
rule 25 eat your corndogs whal you can
rule 26 metal bats
rule 27 get that twinke
rule 28 zombies are not human
rule 29 zombies are not liveing things too
rule 30 eat waffles whail you can
rule 31 big ass truck
rule 32 zombies eat fleash
rule 33 nuke
rule 34 reload
rule 35 the longer the zombies are alive the smarter they get
rule 36 don’t try and wait it out
rule 37 bb gun
rule 38 barricades
rule 39 avoid L.A
rule 40 avoid tokyo
rule 41 kill or die
rule 42 get a army of non infected people
rule 43 watch alot of zombie movies
rule 44 cry and die
RULE 1 CARDIO/ RULE 2 DOUBLE TAP/ RULE 3 BEWARE OF BATROOMS/ RULE 4 SEATBELTS/ RULE 7 TRAVEL LIGHT/ RULE 17 DONT BE A HERO/ RULE 18 LIMBER UP/ RULE 22 WHEN IN DOUBT KNOW YOUR WAY OUT/ RULE 31 CHECK THE BACK SEAT/ RULE 32 ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS/ RULE 17 BE A HERO/ RULE 33 GO TO LOS ANGELES AND FIND BILL MURRY/
RULE 1 WATCH ZOMBIELAND 2 IN 2013
THESE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST FOLLOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIELAND
Rule 20 DRESS LIKE A ZOMBIE AND YOU WONT BE FUCKED WITH
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Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick A** Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero- Be a Hero
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick A** Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
18. Don’t be a hero- Be a Hero
19. Limber Up
20. Break it Up
21. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then 22. sprint
23. Avoid Strip Clubs
24. When in doubt Know your way out
25. Zipplock
26. Use your thumbs
27. Shoot First
28. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
29. Incoming!
30. Double-Knot your Shoes
31. The Buddy System
32. Pack your stain stick
33. Check the back seat
34. Enjoy the little things
35. Swiss army Knife
22. When In Doubt, Know your way out
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i loveeeeee.. killing zombiez yeah XD