Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
get drunk with hotties
hot bitches
NEVER DRINK. you shouldnt be impaired during the apocolypse. youll be one of the first ones to go
i reken it is the best
get a gun learn how to use it
don’t trust any one
rarley stop at stores and gastations when you run out of gas find a new car
don’t kill any survivers its not worth it
set traps
dont bring meat it could track zombies
get a car but not a ford because they brake to much
dont be one of the hotties to party with zack they’ll be the first to be eat’n. be cold hearted you might make it to the next scene
dont listen to eric and get layed before u die
or turn into a zombie
have fun
1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.With your Bare Hands
10.Don’t Swing Low
11.Use Your Foot
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.Bowling Ball
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18.Limber Up
19.Break it Up
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock
24.Use your thumbs
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knife
If yu want to surive dont listen to ‘devin’,;jarad’,amy’,and ‘eric’ just follow the fules
Ana is right
You are all sycho! This isn’t real
Read the Zombie Survival Guide.
And Nichole. For one, “sycho” is spelled “PSYCHO”. And two, read Zombie Survival Guide, then tell me zombie apocalypse can’t happen.
You’re all idiots…except for a few of you, maybe.
But for the most part, especially ZACH (get drunk with hot bitches? really? you need to get laid or something virgin bitch) you’re all stupid.
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE!
Prepare for what may happen.
ps.
Zombieland kicks ass. Woody Harrelson is my hero.
Hey I have the zombie survival guide! Max brooks right?I have world war z too. Ya I’m prepared and tallahasse is my favorite character too. Ugh, I hate wichata buuut she is hot
u are the only one that matters worrie about u and only u
always look behind u
wear long sleves
bring gatoraid
Not a Zombieland rule, but a rule of life: Learn to spell and use correct grammar, people…
Also, Zombie Survival Guide is great. Use it. (But none of that actually happened…)
So many stupid people, it’s not even funny. Don’t throw a party. You’ll die. Getting laid, maybe. No one wants to die a virgin, after all. But be smart about it.
Good rule: Have a destination and a shelter that can last, but is easy to abandon. If you’re in a group, plan guard shifts. Don’t wanna wake up with zombies in your bed.
On a side note: Zombieland was a great movie.
Also: Don’t kill Bill Murray.
Dude Zombieland is my favorite next to shaun of the dead but british accents attract to much attention
this mught be weird but i think about world war z almost everyday and i am so glad i spent some time at the shootin range. Tallahassee is a bad ass but i would rate myself very close to him
bailey understands the severity of such situations, i applaud bailey.
rule number 8 says i should get a kick-ass partner.
bailey, would you do me the honors?
. . . .i should also barrow that book from my friend.
New show out called High School of the Dead. It looks like a pretty good zombie show (w/a lil too much fanservice). Although I think the best rule is #31, if only because someday it will be overlooked
Not a Zombieland rule either, but disregard John because grammer means nothing to zombies let alone the internet so take your high and mighty ass elsewhere
Also always carry a solid melee weapon or blades because those never run out of ammo
find a partner
always carry a weapon
rule:
Be silent when in an uncomertable area
kill all clowns
bailey, if you know anything, then you would know that the person that wrote the survival book made all that up with a lot of thinking and a realistic imagination.
dont forget the Twinkies!!!!
Move somewhere lifeless like alaska and end all ties with humanity…….
Get a Toyota. They don’t stop.
Don’t set a zombie on fire… no one likes a flaming zombie.
Stay Frosty
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