All Zombieland Rules

Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?

Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material

#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*

*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.

Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules

#2 – The Ziploc Bag

Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew

4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick

Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game

#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs

568 Responses to “All Zombieland Rules”

  1. jake says:

    rule 11 avoid new york
    rule 12 kahmehameha
    rule 13 bewear of jason
    rule 14 old zombies are easy kills
    rule 15 pray
    rule 16 zombies are ugly
    rule 17 it’s zombie season
    rule 18 kick some ass
    rule 19 spears
    rule 20 don’t dress like a zombie
    rule 21 the noobs are dead
    rule 22 ninja sword
    rule 23 zombies are not your friends
    rule 24 no music
    rule 25 eat your corndogs whal you can
    rule 26 metal bats
    rule 27 get that twinke
    rule 28 zombies are not human
    rule 29 zombies are not liveing things too
    rule 30 eat waffles whail you can
    rule 31 big ass truck
    rule 32 zombies eat fleash
    rule 33 nuke
    rule 34 reload
    rule 35 the longer the zombies are alive the smarter they get
    rule 36 don’t try and wait it out
    rule 37 bb gun
    rule 38 barricades
    rule 39 avoid L.A
    rule 40 avoid tokyo
    rule 41 kill or die
    rule 42 get a army of non infected people
    rule 43 watch alot of zombie movies
    rule 44 cry and die

  2. Matthew says:

    RULE 1 CARDIO/ RULE 2 DOUBLE TAP/ RULE 3 BEWARE OF BATROOMS/ RULE 4 SEATBELTS/ RULE 7 TRAVEL LIGHT/ RULE 17 DONT BE A HERO/ RULE 18 LIMBER UP/ RULE 22 WHEN IN DOUBT KNOW YOUR WAY OUT/ RULE 31 CHECK THE BACK SEAT/ RULE 32 ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS/ RULE 17 BE A HERO/ RULE 33 GO TO LOS ANGELES AND FIND BILL MURRY/

  3. Matthew says:

    RULE 1 WATCH ZOMBIELAND 2 IN 2013

  4. Matthew says:

    THESE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST FOLLOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIELAND

  5. Matthew says:

    Rule 20 DRESS LIKE A ZOMBIE AND YOU WONT BE FUCKED WITH

  6. Ameh Evs says:

    love dis mooveh

  7. Ginger mullett says:

    TWINKIE SEX

  8. lucas says:

    the best damn movie ever

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  10. Sydney says:

    Best zombie movie ever

  11. Evy says:

    The best freakin movie ever!! I longs this movie so much my brother and I watch it all the time.

  12. Faithe says:

    Cardio
    The Double Tap
    Beware of Bathrooms
    Wear Seat Belts
    No Attachments
    The “Skillet”
    Travel Light
    Get a Kick A** Partner
    With your Bare Hands
    Don’t Swing Low
    Use Your Foot
    Bounty Paper Towels
    Shake it Off
    Always carry a change of underwear
    Bowling Ball
    Opportunity Knocks
    Don’t be a hero- Be a Hero
    Limber Up
    Break it Up
    It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    Avoid Strip Clubs
    When in doubt Know your way out
    Zipplock
    Use your thumbs
    Shoot First
    A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    Incoming!
    Double-Knot your Shoes
    The Buddy System
    Pack your stain stick
    Check the back seat
    Enjoy the little things
    Swiss army Knife

  13. Faithe says:

    1. Cardio
    2. The Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seat Belts
    5. No Attachments
    6. The “Skillet”
    7. Travel Light
    8. Get a Kick A** Partner
    9. With your Bare Hands
    10. Don’t Swing Low
    11. Use Your Foot
    12. Bounty Paper Towels
    13. Shake it Off
    14. Always carry a change of underwear
    15. Bowling Ball
    16. Opportunity Knocks
    18. Don’t be a hero- Be a Hero
    19. Limber Up
    20. Break it Up
    21. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then 22. sprint
    23. Avoid Strip Clubs
    24. When in doubt Know your way out
    25. Zipplock
    26. Use your thumbs
    27. Shoot First
    28. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    29. Incoming!
    30. Double-Knot your Shoes
    31. The Buddy System
    32. Pack your stain stick
    33. Check the back seat
    34. Enjoy the little things
    35. Swiss army Knife

  14. Faithe says:

    22. When In Doubt, Know your way out

  15. bryan says:

    i loveeeeee.. killing zombiez yeah XD

  16. Patrick says:

    i love it ooh i got a new rule avoid birthday parties

  17. Kevin says:

    Do NOT! try to have sex with a zombie(they will bite your F…ing D… off)

  18. pakiford says:

    Rule no. 36 Allways know your tools before you use them
    Rule no. 37 avoid crowded populated areas e.g churches, schools, army bases.

  19. collin says:

    I just got done writing down 50 rules @ 11:30 @ night god im kinda tired

  20. Poonkira says:

    I think maintenance should be important i.e. weapons/tools, equipment, vehicles….

  21. scott says:

    fuck zombies pop
    suck on my balls

  22. OldGrumpyBear says:

    The rule I’d add is:

    Silence is GOLDEN.

    If they don’t know you’re there, they won’t try to eat you.

  23. Joey Gross says:

    No attachments
    If your family member gets infected DON’T HELP THEM!!!
    Kill all zombies no matter what!

  24. Jeremy says:

    Tape Duck tape to a coloyne can spray it for a moment and then throw it zombies rely on there hearing and sense of smell that were the “Goose” comes in.

  25. headhunter515 says:

    It’s not a game… don’t tea bag

  26. zachery says:

    pack as many twinkies as possible

  27. justin says:

    Rule #22: a little sunscreen never hurts

  28. justin says:

    i meant rule 33

  29. DarkbaneM4 says:

    Rule #5
    Stay frosty and alert

    P.S Don’t hug zombie dumb***

  30. DarkbaneM4 says:

    officail instructions

    Kill all sons a bitches

    Left 4 dead

  31. josh says:

    1.never never forget Twinkies!

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  33. Jessie Iesenburg is my boyfriend…LOL

    RULE #:

    5= No Attachments
    9=With Your Bare Hands
    10=Don’t Swing Low
    11=Use Your Foot
    13=Shake It Off
    14=Always Carry A Change Of Underwear
    16=Opportunity Knocks
    19=Break It Up
    20=It’s A Marathon,Not A Sprint Unless It’s A Sprint Then Sprint
    23=Zipplock
    24=Usea Your Thumbs
    25=Shoot First
    26=A Little Sunscreen Never Hurts Anybody
    27=Incoming
    28=Double Knot Your Shoes
    30=Swiss Army Knife

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  36. Austin says:

    A rule that I would add is: Shoot for the head or you’ll be dead

  37. rebecca says:

    a rule is somthing that you have to follow or your dead

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  39. Marco says:

    rule number #6: find a car plug for iPod

  40. Jenn says:

    #45 Stay away from Miami
    #47 RUN RUN AWAY if they are sold out of bath salt

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    watch your language there little kids on this site! gosh!!

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  44. josefer says:

    #48 this world is of whole zombie so keep a condom packet with you when get a chance “fuck girl at once”

  45. Jonah says:

    Hey, Duct Tape. It can be used to Make a butt ton of things. even Armor. Layers over Layers will make sufficient protection against their teeth. Plus you can make boats and other things with it.

  46. Zombie says:

    #1 – Cardio
    #2 – The Double Tap
    #3 – Beware of Bathrooms
    #4 – Seatbelts
    #5 – The Ziploc Bag
    #6 – The Skillet*
    #7 – Travel Light
    #8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
    #9 – Pray
    #10 – Meatl Bats
    #11 – Bigass truck
    #12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
    #13 – Dont try to wait it out
    #14 – Avoid big Cities
    #15 – Bowling Ball*
    #16 – No Attachments
    #17 – Don’t Be A Hero
    #18 – Limber Up
    #19 – Don’t swing low
    #20 – Avoid strip clubs
    #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
    #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
    #23 – Double-Knot your Shoes
    #24 – Pack your stain stick
    #25 – Always carry a change of underwear
    #26 – Shoot First ask questions later
    #27 – A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    #28 – Allways know your tools before you use them
    #29 – The Buddy System*
    #30 – maintenance
    #31 – Check The Back Seat
    #32 – Enjoy The Little Things
    #33 – Swiss Army Knife
    #34 – Silence is golden
    #35 – Stay frosty and alert
    #36 – ALWAYS CARRY A BOX OF G** D*** TWINKIES

  47. Colton Nelson says:

    No place is safe , only safer
    no unitasking tools
    fire is your best friend
    dont forget your machete
    zombies are not tasty
    be quick on your feet
    keep your shoes on
    zombies dont get scared
    think before fighting
    avoid contact
    if zombies touched it,get rid of it

    Hey everyone I am proud to say
    that I am 13 years old I have watched Zombieland twice in the last 18 hours
    and I believe that I , with my carbine , my crowbar , and my machete , could survive Zombieland. I am ready
    Even if you are not , I am , and I’m not going to rescue you
    Well , everyone ,
    It’s time to nut up or shut up

  48. Colton Nelson says:

    DONT FORGET THE EFFING TWINKIES!!!!!

  49. Colton Nelson says:

    And thank God for rednecks!

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