All Zombieland Rules

Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?

Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material

#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*

*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.

Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules

#2 – The Ziploc Bag

Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew

4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick

Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game

#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs

600 Responses to “All Zombieland Rules”

  1. […] If there was a zombie apocalypse at that time, I would have been done for (everyone knows that the first rule of ZA survival is cardio). And I certainly wouldn’t have been able to save my little family! […]

  2. NIGROMAN says:

    LOL I SAW THE MOVIE ITS GOOD

  3. NIGROMAN says:

    I WOULD HAVE GUNS AMMO A SUPER CAR WEAPONS FOOD AND I WOULD TRY TO GET ALL OF MY FAMILY WITH ME

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  5. Emma says:

    Where’s the always have an emergancy exit

  6. Alex says:

    I think it was great I wrote all of it down just in case if it was to really happen

  7. Alex says:

    My favorit ones are cardio double tap and when in doubt know your way out

  8. Kcnall says:

    Hey – I’m looking for a poster with the Zombieland Rules. I really like the extra ones you guys have put together. Kinda like your T-shirt. Are you planning on putting out something like this. I want to frame them and put them on the wall. ;D Thanks.

  9. Jimmy! says:

    How about adding some of the relevant rules from NCIS’s Gibbs?

    http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/NCIS%3A+Gibbs%27+Rules

  10. bv says:

    A little sunscreen won’t hurt anybody

  11. chris says:

    Comment 666
    ZOMBIELAND

  12. caden evans says:

    I thought no zombie zombie movie would have rules and there are really good rules in Somaliland you should make a new zombie land with new zombies and smarter ones.

  13. claydude101 says:

    Supplies You Will Need To Survive The Zombie apocalypse
    1.food and water

    2.Ammo and as many gun’s as possible

    3.A sword or bat if not a knife will do.

    4. A car to move place to place

    5.A safe place to sleep

    6.try to find a quor

    7.fined another survivor
    I hope you will survive the zombie apocalypse.

    Thes are my rules

  14. Isabella Haupt says:

    1. Cardio
    2. The Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seat Belts
    5.No Attachments
    6. The “Skillet”
    7. Travel Light
    8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
    9. With your Bare Hands
    10. Don’t Swing Low
    11. Use Your Foot
    12. Bounty Paper Towels
    13. Shake it Off
    14. Always carry a change of underwear
    15. Bowling Ball
    16. Opportunity Knocks
    17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
    18. Limber Up
    19. Break it Up
    20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    21. Avoid Strip Clubs
    22. When in doubt Know your way out
    23. Zipplock
    24. Use your thumbs
    25. Shoot First
    26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    27. Incoming!
    28. Double-Knot your Shoes
    29. The Buddy System
    30. Pack your stain stick
    31. Check the back seat
    32. Enjoy the little things
    33. Swiss army Knife

  15. keith madison says:

    hey why don’t you make a complete set of rules

  16. Amy Russell says:

    When are you guys going to make a zombieland 2

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  46. Anthony Montalvo says:

    My way of survival:
    Cardio
    Travel light
    Water
    Food (but mostly water)
    Knife (combat knife preferably)
    Guns (silenced)
    Don’t trust anyone
    Batteries + radio
    Medical kit
    Double tap (if that doesn’t work then go with the next one)
    Blow that f*cking zombie sky high
    Worst case scenario: screw the rules and go down swinging

    I think that’s it. I would also add all of the original zombieland rules for survival as well.

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