Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
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#30 Twinkies cure all hunger
#5 Nothing is too brutal
#9 Music lures
#10 Stay sober
#11 Lights attract
#13 Exhale slowly, squeeze the trigger
Rule # 5 – Show no mercy, she’s not your mother anymore
rule #? Trust no-one
if zombies do chase after u should know what to do not just stand around. Run a dam circle like fat guy is not go to work because zombies do not tire easy so u can make up ur own dam rules ok
I agree with quincy on #13- exhale slowly, sqeeze the trigger
As an extension of Double-knot Your Shoelaces, I’d suggest: “Don’t Take Of Your Shoes Unless You Have A Guarantee of Safety”
Avoid Serrated Blades (They’re difficult to retrieve quickly)
As soon as you arrive in the building: Lock All The Doors, Check All Rooms for Zombies
Don’t Turn On A Freakin’ Amusement Park at Night. (I’ll light up like a beacon. Duh.)
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number 5:No Attachments
i got this form Wikipedia
here’s the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombieland
Rule#? Don’t have any ties with anyone they’ll slow you down.
Rule#? Make sure to go in a group of people with a guy that can really save your ass and others you can out run easily. Gimpy old grandma, chubby fat kid, wheel chair bob are all fabulous options!
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how do you kill a zombie with getting the most amout of blood without it getting in your mouth or eyes?
my rule#16 is when in dout use chainsaws and katana.
Rule #?: Never use a zombie costume, you can make yourself kill.
Rule #1:Be a hero Rule #2:Be Brave Rule #3:Nut Up or Shut Up Rule #4:Weapons Rule #5:Get ready for ZOMBIELAND
rule 21 is limber up just so u no
@Kieran Actually rule #18 is Limber Up
Ok First of all Zombie land rules are two or three words so they stick and rhyming if neccasy getting remember the rules or theyre useless but heres a few i could see being possibilities in my list
Rule #? Weapons.
Rule #? Never sleep alone
Rule #? Gas Is Good!
A few rules that are made up on my own, taken straight from the movie, and taken from previous comments
Max Brooks’ book “The Zombie survival guide” and his ten list of rules are being assumed. If you don’t know them, well, you fall under one of two kinds of people; ones with a zombie plan and ones without (we call those dinner)
1: Versatility=Longevity (in reference to tools and people)
2: Avoidance: can’t kill what they can’t find
3: Cardio
4: Double tap
5: Beware of bathrooms
6: Safety first
7: Safety in (small) numbers
8: Travel light (also in reference to rule #7)
9: Bounty, the quicker picker upper
10: Remember a crowbar (Reference to rule #1)
11: Don’t be a hero
12: When in doubt, know your way out
13: Enjoy the little things
14: Hygiene keeps the plague away
15: Double knot shoe-laces
16: It’s a marathon, plan for it
17: Brutal, shmutal
18: Clear mind, clear kill
1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Wear Seatbelts
4. Beware of Bathrooms
5. No Attachments
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. (Don’t) Be a hero
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife
rule # 24: dont act like a zombie in front of someone with a gun
rule # 25: dont sneak up on someone with a gun
rule # 26: dont shoot bill murray
rule #27: twinkies are salvation
rules # 28: dont trust brunettes
rule # 9 Purell
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Rule #__ You can never have too much firepower.
Rule #__ Be Prepared or DIE scared.
Rule #__ If you are obliged to retreat, let the front of your whole party fire and fall back, till the rear hath done the same, making for the best ground you can; by this means you will oblige the enemy to pursue you, if they do it at all, in the face of a constant fire. (Rogers Rangers Standing Orders. It works for zombies too.)
Rule #__If you determine to rally after a retreat, in order to make a fresh stand against the enemy, by all means endeavour to do it on the most rising ground you come at, which will give you greatly the advantage in point of situation, and enable you to repulse superior numbers. Rogers Rangers Standing Orders. The girls did this at the park.)
Rule #__ A slung weapon, is not a ready weapon
Rule #__ Police up your Frags and ammo
Rule #__ Leave nothing you think you may need later.
Rule #__ A dull blade wont cut shit.
Rule #__ Dbl Barrel Shotguns are a last ditch weapon.
Rule #__ Its always quietest, before the chick tries to eat your ass.
Rule #__ Always keep your head on swivel.
Rule #__ Never sleep on the top floor, you have nowhere to go.
Rule #5 Make sure to check if Bill Murray is dead first.
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Rule #_ Melee Weapons do not need reloading. Unless…
Rule #_ (applies to EVERYTHING) Use brings about wear, tear, and rust.
Rule #_ Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice(if you survive long enough) Imma bustin a cap in your ass next time I see you.
Rule#_ They feel no fear, so why should you?
Rule#_ Gangs and Rednecks; in life they were best avoided. In Zombieland, they’re the best armory you could ever have.
Rule#_ Pistols suck more than shotguns, so you might as well reach for the sawed-off instead of the 9mm
i have idea dont waste your ammo if you enjoy little things ^_^
dont panic just concentrate your aim or your way
Rule #?: If it’s a zombie, kill it/show no mercy. Many people stupidly die because their loved ones (i.e. brother/sister/girlfriend/parents/grandparents/wife/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew) are turned to zombies and they think that they can save them by applying the cure or simply because they beleive that they will respond to someone they knew and remember their past life. Do as the rule says and shoot every zombie you find, even if it is your mother we’re talking about.
Rule # 16 : Keep away from the metropolise’s
for one thing victor ur an idiot. Why would u use a sword when u have a gun. Go wise up and come back when u have some common sense.
1. Shoot first ask later
2. Always have ammo
3. Find a butt kicking partner
4. Never stop moving
5. Find the last HOT BRUNETTE! haha
Number 5 is the most important, but follow these rules and there will be more than just 4 survivers.
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have good them music, you cant kill to clasical
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in order of the movies events, rule 23 would be just after know your way out. the girls take their guns and give them some good advice that should be rule 23…. better you make the mistake of trusting us, than us make the mistake of trusting you.
[...] Zombielandad Rules [...]
#1:Don’t be overconfident
#2:shooting them in the head with a sniper will kill them.
#3:do NOT climb a tree.
#4:do NOT go into a location with only one entrance/exit.
#5:never assume you’re safe.
#6:religion has no effect on zombies.
Rule #4 is the Double Tap rule…it’s in the movie trailer.
Rule 1:Carry and update suplies (guns,amoo,food ,water, etc)
Rule 2: Double Tap
Rule 3:Always have a kickass partner
Rule 4:Seatbelts
Rule 5:Show no mercy to zombies
Rule 6:Have a big car with big guns
Rule 7:Always move city to city (This will make sure you always have a new teammate)
Rule 8:If the person is bitten.Kill him or her
Rule 9:Enjoy the little things
Rule 10:When in doubt know your way out
Rule 11:Dont blend in with the zombies if you have groupmates
Rule 12:Make sure you update your weapons and ammos (Somtimes they jam)
Thats all the rules I thought of now. Ill update soon
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if you see paris hilton kill her, if you se george bush kill him, burn his body
if your going to kill your self shoot in your head
A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt!
Plain and simple
Rule #5 Never Look Back
Rule # everything- get all the rules from Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 hahaha!!
If you where surrounded by zombies what weapon would you choose?
Rule #13: Thank GOD for REDNECKS
don’t waste bullets by randomly shooting at nothing.
Rule #15 above