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Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
rule#5 avoid major citys (more zombies)
a little sunscreen never hurt anybody
Always carry a “semi long range” weapon (metal bat, crow bar) as a secondary weapon, someday you will run out of bullets.
Get used to the weight of your weapon, and be WELL aware of the RANGE of your weapon, especially in melle combat.
Don´t go flashy- just go for the kill.
Avoid Hospitals.
Know how to move your feet.
Be aware of your surroundings (you could die thanks to a desk behind you or a slippery floor!)
Don’t FAIL when running! ALl you have to do is outrun the zombies… or the fat kid that’s with you.
rule #34 take refuge at the electric power plants
The lights are still on in Zombieland , and it takes itelligent people not cannibals obsessed with eating brains to run the place.
So if you want to stay alive head for the nearest power plant!!!!!!!!!!!
rule #13 don’t lose your cool. if you get scared, your aim sucks. if you freak out, you ARE going to die.
Rules #14 – You dont have to outrun the zombies, you just have to outrun your friends
19# ALWAYS wear military clothes
stay on the road and no in one spot because zombies will be attracted to your place and will end up over running the place
always carry a joint with you… that way u will stay cool and mellow and not freaking the fuck out when zombies are eating u
always have a second exit stratage
dont act like a zombie…. or you’ll be shot.. like bill murray..
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You don’t have to outrun the zombies… you just have to outrun Columbas.
If you choose to sleep in a tree, don’t fall out.
NEVER eat a Twinkie in front of Tallahassee. It may be the last thing you ever do.
Lastly, don’t pull an “I Am Legend” move and get yourself hanging upsidedown over a puddle for hours with a dog barking at you all because you couldn’t leave the friggin dummy alone.
function over fashion….those $200 heals will get you nowhere fast. opt for a good solid pair of runners
One and done I always say. — Columbus upon a shot with Tallahassee
Tallahassee firmly believes that you have to blow off steam in Zombieland or else you lose what’s left of your mind. Hell, if it makes him happy and keeps him from using that crowbar on me, then I say, hey, go apeshit.
#5 there is no such thing as too many guns
#9 Machete,Machete,Machete
Rule #34: Avoid shooting Bill Murray
stay away from large citys
stay out of hospitals
never put your self in to a tight spot
remember any thing can be used to kill
keep track of the killes some day you may need to compar thim to others to get the kill of the week
if you know some one has been bitten have the guts to kill thim or run away
when you think its safe its not
fire is good
some rules were meant to be brokin
Get a gun that is fast to reload or your screwed
always have a juggalo or juggalette to back you up there not afraid to die ….
seriously we’ll cover for you
WHOOP WHOOP
Blindspots are for other drivers!
We should find a place to crash.
Rule #11 : Limber up!!
a pulled hamstring is worse when u being eaten alive..
rule 23 god bless rednecks
if you drive a hummer (h1) you are god.
learn how to overide gas pumps you will most likely not want to change cars every 200-400 miles because you ran out of gas.
guns dont kill zombies you kill zombies
rule # ???
enjoy the little things in life!
show no mercy!!!
just go for it and dont chiken out
dont get distracted
carful not to snneeze take clariten
put yo fone on silent
dont trust the bratty little girl
#9 should be steal guns from gun stores.i am only 10 and saw zombieland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 reliable transportation is a must
20#-Headshot
Z-land survivor! I am the female Columbus!
How about the shout-out to Woody– Nut up or shut up
few tips from the zompoclyps soceity
1. Travel in a group of 3-4, this makes it so you can have a 360 view of your surroundings
2. have two weapons one fire arm and one melee weapon, cuase cahnces are you dont want to relaod while the zombies try to eat you
3.Shotguns are best used at close range
4. check gas staions for twinkies
5. HAVE FUN WHILE YOU MAIME ZOMBIES WITH YOUR FRIENDS ANDF GO FOR THE KILL OF THE WEEK
keep ur knife and dodging skills up to date!
i believe that having a banjo is necessity in zombieland.
#35 Take out small military bases more weapons and big toys.
Rule #30-Carry a 12 gauge. Shotgun + Headshot=No need for a double tap.
Rule#31- Keep a fatty in the group. The fatguys will be able to find food better than anyone and they will also be eaten first giving the rest of the group a head start.
Rule #32-Semi auto over full auto. Pulling a Rambo on a group of Zombies makes you look cool for a minute or two but you’ll die like screaming like a girl when your gun runs dry. Zombies don’t die until you put one in the brainpan.
rule#28 take every big thing in sight that means fatties too
rule#36 always have something to remind you of home
1. When in doubt, bail out
2. Dont be a tool use one
3. Dont shoot clebraties, could be makeup
4. The bigger the vehicle, the easier to run zombies over
5. Dont be a cock block
6. Zombie Kill of the Week takes imagination
7. Anything can turn into a weapon
8. Always carry hand sanitizer, its going to get messy
If you are running through an amusement park and happen to have the choice don’t flee from zombies in a haunted house… just a suggestion
Rule# 99.9 : Always carry Purelle, or any form of hand sanatizer.
Rule #69: Don’t forget your average adult magazine, it gets rather lonely in Zombie Land.
But always follow Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms.
Rule # 38: Always save at lease one bullet. If you’re caught, it’s quicker and less painful to shoot your own brain stem than to get eaten alive.
Rule # 39: For melee, Go either very sharp, or very blunt. You don’t want your dull hatchet getting stuck in one zombie if you’ve got two on you.
Rule #40: GET TO A HOSPITAL. Medical supplies are always needed. Take what you can, except what makes you drowsy. And adrenaline shots are key. (Go with people if possible, hospitals would be mobbed with zombies)
Rule # whatever number ur on for your list
BE ready to eliminate your friends if they become infected
This Is The Full And Accurate List Of Rules.
1-Cardio
2-Double Tap
3-Beware of Bathrooms
4-Wear Seatbelts
5-No Attachments
6-The “Skillet”
7-Travel Light
8-Get A Kick Ass Partner
9-With Your Bare Hands
10-Don’t Swing Low
11-Use Your Feet
12-Bounty Paper Towels
13-Shake It Off
14-Always Carry A Change Of Underwear
15-Bowling Ball
16-Opportunity Knocks
17-Don’t Be A Hero (Be A Hero)
18-Limber Up
19-Break It Up
20-It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint. Unless It’s A Sprint,Then Sprint
21-Avoid Strip Clubs
22-Zipplock
23-When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
24-Use Your Thumbs
25-Shoot First
26-A Little Sun Screen Never Hurt Anybody
27-Incoming
28-Double Knot Your Shoes
29-The Buddy System
30-Pack Your Stain Stick
31-Check The Backseat
32-Enjoy The Little Things
33-Swiss Army Knife
And Yes All The #’s Are Correct. And No Zipplock Is Not Spelled Wrong, That’s How They Spell It.