Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
rule#money is not needed(cause if everyone’s a zombie so whats the point)
rule#carrie a bomb sometimes like if theirs a building full of zombies throw it in there and run like hell
Rules from the Dead Fun Game Demo on Zombieland.com used to promote the movie.
#2 Save your friends
#33 The Swiss Army Knife
#38 Cardio
#56 Kill the dead
here are the known rules according to the Zombie Land t-shirt
1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your bare hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use your foot
12 Bounty paper Towels
13 Shake it off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it up
20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 use your thumbs
25 Shoot First
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 pack your stain stick
31 check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 Swiss army Knife
1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your bare hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use your foot
12 Bounty paper Towels
13 Shake it off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it up
20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 use your thumbs
25 Shoot First look later
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 pack your stain stick
31 check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 paper bag
i thought rule 23 was thank god for rednecks?????
im confused
get a car
carry c4
1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your bare hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use your foot
12 Bounty paper Towels
13 Shake it off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it up
20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 use your thumbs
25 Shoot First look later
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 pack your stain stick
31 check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 paper bag
rule# zombies can’t drown
rule# films use shotguns for a reason
rule# two to the head, zombie be dead
Repopulate with hot chicks as fast as u can
i like the ”2 to the head, zombie be dead rule
Rule 1: Cardio:
This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense.
How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms:
Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom,
small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out.
Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater.
Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.
Rule 3: Seatbelts:
Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak.
So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt.
Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.
Rule 4: Doubletap:
Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon.
When you do end up using it for that last minute ‘oh shit’ moment remember to double tap.
Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp?
One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.
Rule 5: No Attachments:
This is a tough one but you can not have attachments.
If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down.
Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like ‘going back into the room’
Rule 6: Travel in a Group:
The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet.
Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you.
Going it with the old man with the limp,
the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand:
One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible.
When you find somebody who asks you ‘Whats going on? What Happened?
Those are the ones you want with you.
That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency:
Its not about pretty its about efficiency.
Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain.
That can be anything from a baseball bat… to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency…
dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again.
You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing:
This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets?
Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway.
Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading.
Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!
Rule 10: Be Quiet:
Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers.
Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.
Rule 11 – Bounty Paper Towels:
To all the messes.
Rule 12: Know Your Way out!:
Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape.
If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states..
know your way out!
Rule 13: Don’t Be a Hero:
The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead.
So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead…
its time to flee.
No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie.
Better to be a chicken liver live guy.
Rule 14: Limber Up:
When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out.
So limbering up is kind of a must.
Stretch it out a little..
it may save your life.
Rule 15: Blend in:
Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in.
Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie?
not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.
Rule 16: Find The Right Shelter:
Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary.
For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely.
Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave.
Just put it in drive and roll!
Rule 17: Zombies cant Climb.
Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie whens the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall?
Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had spiderman zombies.
Zombies cant climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.
Rule 18: Be ruthless:
Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key.
When your bride turns into the undead,
reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless.
The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.
Rule 19: God Bless Rednecks:
Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later.
So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him.
Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner.
Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.
Rule 20: No Drinking:
This one should be pretty plain obvious.
Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is.
How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels?
Drinking is not a good survival tactic.
Rule 21: Check the Back Seat:
I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat.
Always check the back seat friends.
Always!
Rule 22: Enjoy the Little Things:
Its the end of the world.
Dont sweat the small stuff.
Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed!
Do the little things and enjoy em.
Who knows how long you have to live!
Rule 23: machete
Rule 24: dont swing low:
Aim for the head!
No head – No eyes!
Rule 25:
It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint like hell!
Rule 26:
Double-knot your shoe[lace]s:
no time stumbling around!
Rule 27:
Always carry a change of underwear
Rule 28: Shoot First
Rule 29: gas:
Always have som extra gas in the car!
you dont wonna walk!
…… wow people are dumb. ok. yeah zombies dont eat eachother but you cant blend in. even though bill murry did in the movie thats not the point. zombies know if your a human or part of the undead. shot guns rarely help. they spray so it wont help. as of guns you need a silencer! noise will attract the undead which also means haveing a car will attract them. even though you need a car it will attract the undead. and there is no such thing as a shelter in an undead world. but there is a such things as a place to stay for the night. thats about it. you stay any longer than a day or so and you will be found and eaten
always put your seat belt people. you never know when there is a zombie by your car. or if the little girls at a party you had by the car. and if there is a truck coming and turning right in front of you always stop or you will have a accident and you will fly right out the front window of your car.
dont act stupid get a gun and shoot to kill!!!!!!
to a previous comment the one that the zombies are undead their wrong some one ate a burger at a gas ‘n’ gulp(gas station) that was contaminated by mad cow meat then turned into mad person and then mad zombie and so they wouldnt be able to sense you if you were desgized as a zombie and it was a shot gun pistol so it would probably have pistol ammo and dose as much damage as a shotgun
never forget to pray. you may go heaven after die / killed as zombie
rule#… Be creative when you kill. (Get comidic relief in those small morbid moments.)
rule#… Sometimes, its ok to settle with a snowball. (better to eat something you dont have a preference for, rather than end up eating your best friends.)
rule#… Casual Quickies. (You dont have time for small talk, cigarrettes, or foreplay.)
rule#… If you find a condom. Keep it. (for a multitude of reasons, condoms are handy. If for no other reason… The last thing you want to worry about in zombieland is herpes, or a possible pregnant woman.)
rule#… Its ok to break a rule. (forget things like laws, goverment, constitutions, and cops. Your in zombieland people. Your not going to go to jail.)
rule#… Look for cop-zombies. (kill them. Zombies dont use things like guns, or ammo, but seem to have them at all times.)
Does anyone know who they got to play Tallahassee’s Girlfriend in the next one?
rule# katana
rule# running fastest you can do
rule# vaksin
Rule# golok
rule# jangan edan
Rule# pray to the god for safety
rule# jangan bawa anjing
yuo are all stupid eccept for the pople who said thnk god for the red necks
Ok fuck walmart everyone will go there have a mele it helps I have a mechette its very sharp and ready to go canned foods it could be food bourn the older the can the less likely ur gonna b fucked up I sugest peanut butter once you’ve raided and the place is totaly empty burn it down less zombies get guns that need clips or a pump action and for those of you that wonder y its only holding 2 bullets take out the plug <3 rednecks good pple with good gun if you have to choose between a pumpaction or duble barrel take both allways have a back up plan with freinds b4 hand and have bottled water avoid. Gallon jugs bottled water is easyer to spread the weight and even loose some if necicarie don't sleep near a window zombies or not
“ewalk says:
March 27, 2010 at 11:37 pm
yuo are all stupid eccept for the pople who said thnk god for the red necks”
You made 6 spelling errors in your comment. 6. In one, incomplete sentence. I suggest you forget about rednecks and focus more on english and grammer. I am as country and backwoods as it gets, and even I know how to spell “people” and “accept”.
And you— Zombie survivor… I didnt pick up much but fuck walmart, (Which is true. Most people will go for walmarts. I suggest low key grociery stores, and academy.)but you all have t understand.. IF zombies EVER took over… We would only have about two years worth of power from dams before everything shut down. And, the average survival pack to last 4 people for a week, costs about 2 grand. So stock up on bottled water, toliet paper, canned goods, candles, and other good things like batteries and ammo while there still is a walmart. And I suggest no less than 10 to 20 acres out it the middle of nowhere with iron fences and a lot of barbed wire.
Oh, and the best choice in guns, is going to be something they use during war. If you watch the military channel. There are a few guns you can throw in water, sabd, mud, ect… Pick it up and it will still fire. Look it up… “Zombieland” kicks ass as far as movies go, but if you’ve watched the movie as many times back to back as I have… You’ll see how much they thought about what you really should do, and what the did for entertainment value…
Rule# Avoid expolosives.- when your running from undead hordes, don’t have to worry about accedentlly droping highlly-explosive C4 or dropping the pin off a grenade. If the blast dosent kill you, the zombies aren’t far behind.
Rule# Carry a secondary,- when your having fun blasting away at the zombies that are coming to play, don’t be stupid and either run out of ammo or break your weapon, be safe carry a backup just in case.
Rule# When in trouble stay in the open,-Running into a building to shake off the following zombies might sound like a good idea, but stop and think a second, there could also be many zombies just waiting around any corner and at that close of a range no weapon melee or ranged will help you get out.
Rule# Avoid flammable weapons,- Now it might look cool in all the movies and games you’ve seen but a zombie hit with a flammthrower or molotov is just a zombie who is now on fire, still running at you lighting everything else to.
the 3 most immportant rules are
1:dont be chicken!
2:shoot on site of dead (even if it is already dead dead still double tap)
3:bring love ones and faimly members to a safe place barricade doors and windows get weapos eg fripan knife guns if you have them and tv comes in handy when you have like 600 zombies coming right at you just smash there heads in!
I understand about the shot gun thing if you dont know much. You can still hit blue rock at about 50 yards and still obliterate it. Some even have verry little spread depending on the end that you have on the shot gun. The reason why the kid in the movie only had a double barrels is cause that was like the first week of Zombie land and he had just left his dorm, so i can only assume that he got lucky to find what he did. Some one already got at the person about walmart. Although guns run out of ammo, they are still blunt objects, my dad and i are armed to the teeth and even 2k zombies wouldnt be a problem. We have about 2k rounds for our 3 AK – 47′s and were not redneck just gun afecianatos (how ever you spell that). My dad was in the millitary too so anyone out there that gets pissed off about gun safty like i do dont worry, i got your back. Fuck the M16 – A1 through A4 or w/e there at now. It is a terrible riffle. Get the AK – 47, perferably Russan but the chines is just as fine, i just dont like buying from China and I dont like the feel or look of it. But with the AK – 47 you can reload fast, you can run it through the mud (letteraly) and not have a problem, and you never have to clean it (for thoughs people that aren’t as familiar with guns as i am). Dont just ditched loved ones but dont let them slow you up, speed there asses up; you cant jsut leave them. I do advise though to start hateing them cause the time to kill them is apon you if your in zombie land. But hopefully you all can stay together like my dad, lil brother and i would be able to, along with our friends. (Btw we have a plan too, My family and my friends) I know it’s not likely but honestly it’s posible, expecialy with all these money grubing fuckers. It is posible for the way they said to happen. Or maybe some horse vaccine turns into some crazy ass virus and gets the horse’s sick but then bites the farm hands who will bite the farmers, and then they will go to town and bite other people, its not likely but there is a chance. One last thing, dont kill living people even in Zombie land unless there LETERALY just asking for it, even if they dont want to listin to your group or they are being a bitch, that night take there shit and tell them to leave. It is heart less but you dont need some crazy fuck with a gun coming back to kill you.
P.S.
OH YEA!!!! If its does happen i think it should be a world wide understanding to get everyone to Barow Alaska (furthest posible place North that is civilised) or Taranto Canada (I think its the most known place in Canada). My hypothosies is that sense Zombies tend to be VERY hot, because of the virus, and i doubt that they have warm clothes on. So i kinda hope that the coold ass weather will slow them down or even kill them. For the Alaskin zombies… well Barow alaska’s population, even counting the villages out side it, is only about 1 or 2k people. So i can only assume the the full population of Alaska would only be around 700k just because of the few large towns that they have.
You guys really need to check out the “Zombie Survivor Guide” by Max Brooks. Well thought out and a fun read. Oh BTW, Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks (Spaceballs, Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles)
The zombie handbook is terrible.. and there is one big reason why this book automatically goes into the suck pile. it tells you what good weapons are, it just picks the wrong ones. it says hunting rifles are a better choice than shotguns. shotguns are in all the movies for a reason, zombie jumps out, you point and shoot, massive amounts of lead kill zombie, regardless of accuracy (or at least maim it so you can finish it with rule #2.. double tap) it say rifles are better because you can take them out at a distance… what the hell? how often are you going to be sniping a zombie thats what? out frolicking in an open field? NO, zombies are quick and surprising, ergo, shotgun is your best friend
Sorry people, but how can somebody appreciate a guide that messes up on something as basic as best weapon.
I think the writer of the guide is just tying to make you all as ill prepared as possible, so that when the apocalypse comes, he can have all the fun of shooting your zombie selfs.
And its Toronto, Canada you massive dumbass (two comments back) and that place is in warm weather (southern Ontario), not all of Canada is freezing cold, and even Alaska isn’t that cold all year. For north Americans the coldest place to go to would be up in Nunavut, because it is just as northern as alaska, but with no warm ocean currents to warm it up.. man, sometimes i wonder if i ever get all my facts wrong and come across as a complete idiot too…
rule# Always carry mosquito repellent. no one wants to be the dumbshit to be infected by a zombie bug!
you guys know there is no such thing as zombies ….right? ….. they are about as real as santa claus (oh and just in case you didnt know….santa claus isnt real either)
slip en slided
Undead, are u a complete dipshit or just a lil slow? The whole zombie theory is a what if and is used in movies for entertainment. We are in zombielandrules.com, of course zombies aren’t real…. right now. I wouldn’t doubt that one day some vaccine or whatever is made that makes people like zombies but not your typical movie zombie.
ok lucas what crawled up ur ass and died?… its called a joke nut rag ….
Zombies don’t exist… yet. this site was made to provide rules for ‘if’ and ‘when’ there ‘may’ be an apocalypse. stop bitching back and forth. i’m a zombie realist and i take into consideration any and all rules given, but byfar the most retarded rule is:
guns are for hunting, not zombie killing.
let’s see how long you survive following this rule. a bat only goes so far. if you want anything to survive have a semi automatic rifle. it takes some personal control to not waste bullets but if you get a hold of yourself, you’ll dominate.
seriously people, use your brain. i don’t want to have to shoot you when the apocalypse comes.
rule # (never ever isolate yourself)
dont apoligize! kill!
dont apoligize! kill!!!!
watch your ammo
Look before you shoot
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
yay 4 rednecks they kill in seconds.
rule:kill everything
rule:find a big5 near a costco or other big food store super walmart and target are good because they have some ammo and food
rule:have a shitload of ammo and find a boat get to a military base
rule:steal a tank or even plane or helecopters
rule:lighters are 4 fire whisky is for drinkin fire+whiskey=maltov cocktails lifesavers
rule:fuck it n shoot off your gun n find sumthin fast just in case u run out of ammo
knives dont need reloading
man shot gun for under 50 feet (take a leg off)
AK or stya out to 200-300 yards
(just for fun, ops’ I mean target practice)
m10 and model 17-18 glock for head shots
mini gun, car mounted
incenderies for larger group of Z’s
and if your near the ocean, get a boat and see if you can get Z’s to follow you into the sea, I suspect they wont be able to swim or walk on the ocean floor like Jack Sparrow’s Pirates, and hey if your near a dozer and can dig a big hole, sucker them into the hole and bury them, remember – there’s more options for you to kill them than them happymeallin you .
I can’t believe how may of you are so up for the idea of Guns being the main weapon of survival! If you’re in the USA, then fair enough, we all know your obsession with firearms (not that I’m bitching! In the event of a zombie apocolypse, if you have the ammo, USE IT!!!) but what about us in the countries where firearms are a little less commonplace?!? I’m in the UK and to be honest, I’ve never even seen a real gun (Thank fuck). “If” Zombies ever attack, then I think I will trust to my swords! I have at least 3 that can be strapped to my body (and still easily accessible) and am quite capable of wielding 2 of them at once! and whats more, they NEVER run out of ammo! I understand that the older style of fighting will be quite lost on a culture that has developed the “point and blow them away” meathod, but what happens when all ammo has been used? A quick internet lesson on how to produce your own bullets? Build a mini factory in your basement? Give me 2 feet of shining sharpened steel any day and we’ll see who lasts the longest! Enjoy your limited survival time!
P.S. Where are you intending to get all these weapons from??? Surely, AK-47′s/miniguns/bazooka’s are not THAT commonplace in america ……. then again, I have been wromg before!
@ NikkiDione, i guess swords are just fine when you are against two or three zombies but how do you defender against a horde. I mean, now the zombies can run, and jump, in the classic movies they were slow and easy (funny) to kill.
I would consider the option of making an armored vehicle like in down of the dead. And lots of home made weapons and things that do BOOM!
jim bob says:
May 3, 2010 at 5:34 pm
yay 4 rednecks they kill in seconds.
rule:kill everything
Good Idea.
rule:find a big5 near a costco or other big food store super walmart and target are good because they have some ammo and food
Hate to bust your bubble there, but odds are they will be looted by the time you get there. At the start of the zombie apocolypse, people will already have the idea of heading there, or it will eventually hit them. And I wouldn’t advise on going there at the start because odds are there will be a trigger-happy moron who will do what it takes to get food and ammo. People will do some un-imaginable things when faced the situation of life-or-death.
rule:have a shitload of ammo and find a boat get to a military base
Can you carry 4 tons of ammo? Let alone find it? Call me when you can.
rule:steal a tank or even plane or helecopters
My Spider-Sense is telling me most people here, if not all, don’t know how to operate a stick-shift, let alone a tank, plane, or helicopter…
rule:lighters are 4 fire whisky is for drinkin fire+whiskey=maltov cocktails lifesavers
If you are the type for preperation, you will be arrested by law-enforcement for illegal weapon-making. In the middle of the apocolypse…knock yourself out.
rule:fuck it n shoot off your gun n find sumthin fast just in case u run out of ammo
I agree. Shoot fist, ask questions later…
rule#9 never get to close to someone
rule#10 have a car weapons and knives
rule#11 zombieland rules follow them blahblah blah you get the point lata
thank you rednex and kill them and then talk there weapons ok
#30- When in doubt, decapitate them.
#20- If you want some brains for breakfast, shoot yourself
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