Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
get drunk with hotties
hot bitches
NEVER DRINK. you shouldnt be impaired during the apocolypse. youll be one of the first ones to go
i reken it is the best
get a gun learn how to use it
don’t trust any one
rarley stop at stores and gastations when you run out of gas find a new car
don’t kill any survivers its not worth it
set traps
dont bring meat it could track zombies
get a car but not a ford because they brake to much
dont be one of the hotties to party with zack they’ll be the first to be eat’n. be cold hearted you might make it to the next scene
dont listen to eric and get layed before u die
or turn into a zombie
have fun
1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.With your Bare Hands
10.Don’t Swing Low
11.Use Your Foot
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.Bowling Ball
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18.Limber Up
19.Break it Up
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock
24.Use your thumbs
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knife
If yu want to surive dont listen to ‘devin’,;jarad’,amy’,and ‘eric’ just follow the fules
Ana is right
You are all sycho! This isn’t real
Read the Zombie Survival Guide.
And Nichole. For one, “sycho” is spelled “PSYCHO”. And two, read Zombie Survival Guide, then tell me zombie apocalypse can’t happen.
You’re all idiots…except for a few of you, maybe.
But for the most part, especially ZACH (get drunk with hot bitches? really? you need to get laid or something virgin bitch) you’re all stupid.
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE!
Prepare for what may happen.
ps.
Zombieland kicks ass. Woody Harrelson is my hero.
Hey I have the zombie survival guide! Max brooks right?I have world war z too. Ya I’m prepared and tallahasse is my favorite character too. Ugh, I hate wichata buuut she is hot
u are the only one that matters worrie about u and only u
always look behind u
wear long sleves
bring gatoraid
Not a Zombieland rule, but a rule of life: Learn to spell and use correct grammar, people…
Also, Zombie Survival Guide is great. Use it. (But none of that actually happened…)
So many stupid people, it’s not even funny. Don’t throw a party. You’ll die. Getting laid, maybe. No one wants to die a virgin, after all. But be smart about it.
Good rule: Have a destination and a shelter that can last, but is easy to abandon. If you’re in a group, plan guard shifts. Don’t wanna wake up with zombies in your bed.
On a side note: Zombieland was a great movie.
Also: Don’t kill Bill Murray.
Dude Zombieland is my favorite next to shaun of the dead but british accents attract to much attention
this mught be weird but i think about world war z almost everyday and i am so glad i spent some time at the shootin range. Tallahassee is a bad ass but i would rate myself very close to him
bailey understands the severity of such situations, i applaud bailey.
rule number 8 says i should get a kick-ass partner.
bailey, would you do me the honors?
. . . .i should also barrow that book from my friend.
New show out called High School of the Dead. It looks like a pretty good zombie show (w/a lil too much fanservice). Although I think the best rule is #31, if only because someday it will be overlooked
Not a Zombieland rule either, but disregard John because grammer means nothing to zombies let alone the internet so take your high and mighty ass elsewhere
Also always carry a solid melee weapon or blades because those never run out of ammo
find a partner
always carry a weapon
rule:
Be silent when in an uncomertable area
kill all clowns
bailey, if you know anything, then you would know that the person that wrote the survival book made all that up with a lot of thinking and a realistic imagination.
dont forget the Twinkies!!!!
Move somewhere lifeless like alaska and end all ties with humanity…….
Get a Toyota. They don’t stop.
Don’t set a zombie on fire… no one likes a flaming zombie.
Stay Frosty
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get alot of instant
ramen
i believe that i am a mix between Columbus and Tallahassee. i am calm and calculated so i can put my own survival first, but i am also a katana wielding bad ass who could take out a field of enemies whether they be zombie, human, animal, or a combination of the three. although if there was a snack food that i would perpetually quest after it would probably be a little Debbie star crunch. i once drove around for 3 hours looking for a store that had them, so i think i would make it my Apocalypse ambition to obtain one.
i agree with Duncan (Nice name BTW that’s my middle name) instant ramen is a very useful thing, however you could only have enough time to make and eat it in a well barricaded fort.
also before the infection hits you should learn how to use as many guns as possible, a rifle is just a paper weight if you don’t know how to use it. again please don’t shoot bill Murry unless you are positive he is a zombie (i liked him with that wig in the movie), however Miley Cyrus is free to kill in my book whether she is a zombie or not. WHAT!? the best part about Z land is that you have a free ticket to kill pretty much anyone. the worst part about Z land is the incredibly decreased rate of reproduction, its already hard enough to get laid without zombies being in hot pursuit. if anyone needs a partner for Z land i’m in california. you can reach me at cd2sanson1993@hotmail.com.
Dont go for the limbs
At a certain time after everyone is a zombie how long will we try to stay alive if 99% of the world would rather rip your nuts off and use them as a chew toy do we stop and say hey the girl has HIV the old guy is a perv and wants your man juice and the little girl will eventually get your ass killed bc of some kiddie ride that you used to do with your family(which btw is trying to eat you right now) and say screw it. Just an advit thought. though it makes you stop and think, take a nasty bite and live forever as a mindless walking corpse or blow your own brains out. Hmmmmmm. Can anyone say suicide hotline.
BTW Silver wolf not trying to attcak you but a litttle something you should try ASK HER OUT. if u sit in front of your computer screen all the time im pretty sure she’ll say no and i totally agree with miley cirus shooting if they make a game she should be a boss that you have to kill or somthin and as for guns a gun is a gun weither it is big or not and for someone that sits in front of the computer all the time Google.com is wonderful so is Yahoo and ask.com how do you use a Gun. OMG people complain about drugs and angry music or rappers that talk about shooting things or ppl and u probly have never even held one let alone shot one. remingtons and winchesters are great hand guns woulod only piss it off. and if your aim is good a bow would do you even better because its quiet and as for a barrier ok if yall want to be stuck in one spot and wander and pray to escape have fun ill stay on the move. but for the record if you cant shoot a gun im pretty sure no one will come to you unless there is someone there that will do them some good because you will only slow them down or get in the way of survival
FOOD: Ramen,parishables
PRIMARY: FAL,M4,M16,M21
SECONDARY: 2 M9s or .44MAGs your choice, good shotgun of your choice(cant go wrong with them), Mini-Uzi
EQUIPMENT: Frags, good limb protection, combat vest, bandolier, good boots, music
DESTINATION: Military base
for all of those belivers zombies are not able to be zombies Because bones, skin, organs, and every thing thats in your body needs to have cells to support your weight.
you need
primary firearm such as a rifle
more than fifty rounds of ammunition
cleaning kit
secondary weapon such as a pistol or shotgun
more than thirty rounds or more
hand to hand weapon
knife
flashlight
two emergency flares
signaling mirror
two-way radio
two ways of making fire
full quart canteen
daily rations
personal mess kit
hiking or combat boots
two pairs of socks
bedroll or pad
for a group of ten
two silent weapons as secondary
three explosive devices two grappling hooks
500 feet of rope
two pairs of binoculars
two crowbars
two bolt cutters
tool kit
ax or hatchet
medical kit
three gallons extra portable water
two maps
two compasses
extra batteries for all electric devises
ten extra emergency flares
four digging tools, can also be used as hand to hand weapons