Can you help us fill in the missing rules of Zombieland?
Zombieland Rules from the movie & promotional material
#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
*Rules marked with an asterisk are from promotional material and should not yet be considered canon.
Zombieland Deleted Scenes Rules
#2 – The Ziploc Bag
Zombieland Rules from interviews with cast and crew
4 new rules have been mentioned by the writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese but they don’t have numbers associated with them.
#??? – Always carry a change of underwear
#??? – Double-knot your shoe[lace]s
#??? – It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#??? – Pack your stain stick
Zombieland Rules from the cellphone game
#2 – Zipplock
#3 – Double Tap
#5 – Shoot First
#7 – Incoming!
#8 – Break it up
#9 – With your bare hands
#10 – Don’t swing low
#11 – Use your feet
#13 – Shake it off
#22 – Opportunity knocks
#24 – Use your thumbs
dont get scared people please respon
i have some rules that i want to see in the list
RULE#? WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE
RULE#? USE ALL SENSES
RULE#? DEAD EYE
RULE#? SAVE A BULLET FOR YOURSELF
get a gun/or any weapon and learn how to use it
check the bodys for stuff
when you have free time have sex
always have a lookout
build a armored car with weapons attached to it
get a gun/weapon and learn how to use it
chek bodys for cool stuff
walky talkys
CARS!!!!!
save the human race
if possible make an armored car
get food
Shoot First, Ask questions Later.
BITCHWA
-Stay put for the first 48 hrs!
-Go North remember zombies are flesh too, they can freeze
-Just ask anyway,”Are you bit?”
-Don’t be a nigger
-Don’t trust me
-Save a bullet for yourself
-Run faster
-Sometimes you’ll have to spray and pray
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the only important rule!!
-its gonna be a long trip, brink LOTS of twinkies
^_^
You’re forgetting a big key rule that has played a big role in any zombie movie…HEADSHOTS, blows to the head, stuff like that!!!
Find a god damn Twinkie cause this Twinkie thang it ain’t over yet
i need to know all zombie rules just in case there is a zombie acopalyse!!! i mean come on, i rewatched the first movie millions of times to write downn all the rules, hopefully they finish off the rule list in the second movie. now i need a Twinkie… >:P ggrrrrr.
*The bigger the better… Referring to guns and vehicles
*Avoid the Bull Murray… Pretending to be a zombie to scare someone.
*Breathe before you squeeze… The exhale before you pulll the trigger.
ive been u.s. miltary infantry for 8 yrs now all i got to say is big guns armored trucks mre’s and water when the apcolypse goes down raid a military base ! you cant go wrong there trust me its loaded with everything you will need
Stay away from hospitals, malls, the Army, and the police! The police are already dead and the military will have orders to kill you!
As for the rule of big guns, they are loud, heavy, and do more harm than good…They draw attention and make you tired as heck! If you have to, pack nothing larger than an M-16…
I agree with maurice tillman. stay away from malls, hospitals, police station, and the military.
Go up north to like washington were there is alot of game and open feilds to withhold a good defence system and have a lookout.
And always have someone with a heavy rifle with a big clip to cover yall while yall reload.
noise dont matter aslong as you no what you are doing. And stock up on ammo and food and never drink from a river and stay away from pests and mosquitos.
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One Word: MACHETE!!! (Una Palabra: MACHETE)
Another bit of advice; zombies teeth cant peirce steel or kevlar so stock up on kevlar onesies (if they exsist, if not then make some) & get or make a sheild to go with your MACHETE!!!
i misspelled shield. i’m sorry
Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
get a big truck and lots of non enfected people and give em guns and of you go
get a big truck and lots of non enfected people and give em guns and of you go
Baby wipes and toilet paper
Rule # 30 Show some California hospitality 🙂
a rule not listed, but should be on the list is:
Rule #34 Don’t make promises
Rule #35 Always carry a Zippo
One thing that I always wondered why no one ever tried in a zombie movie
Zombies can’t bite through chainmail
@Kieth: Chain mail is heavy. You wouldn’t last long,and it heats up in the sun causing nice burns. Oh,it’s also pretty noisy. Kevlar is the ticket.
Another rule should be: Just because it seems like the best place to hide out doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Shortened to: Avoid the obvious
Get a kick a** partner
doubletap
limber up
CARDIO(never be a fat B*****)
when in dobut know your way out
and…. good luck in Z-land
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Always take someone who runs slower than you.
Never trust a fart.
Wear comfortable boots, you never know when those steel toes may come in handy.
rule 1: always carry a knife
rule 2: improvision is advised
rule 3: never get into a relationship
rule 4: there is always someone around the corner
rule 5: check the back seat
rule 6: ammo is precious
rule 7: when being chased you are guarenteed to fall, if female multiply the chances by 3
rule 8: always leae the car running
rule 9: sticks and stones may break bones but you cant kill a zombie with insults
rule 10: NEVER NEVER EVER EVER!!!! CHECK THE SUPPLY SHED! ITS A SUICIDE SHED!!!!
33. Bring pain killers. Lots. Make sure they don’t rattle though because you’ll either attract unwanted friends or drive yourself insane.
34. Keep sane. One way is letting out agression by smashing stuff. I suggest bringing a little mp3 and listen to one song a day unless emergency calls for more.
35. Can’t find a non-flesh eating companion? Get yourself a dog! Animals know stuff before it happens, and dogs have great sense of hearing and smell so they’ll know when someone wants you over for a meal.
36. Guns are good, bats, staffs, anything with a blade that extends, even better.
37. Gas does not last forever. So find a place to chill every night or two. Preferably somewhere high.
38. Becareful around water. Scenior: decide to take a leak with a peaceful lake behind ya. Zombie comes out of the water from his swim. You have your pants down. Talk about shit.
39. If you’re in a group, know that people are going to move on if you die and still try to survive. I suggest you do the same.
40. Personal rule of mine here. You get bitten, go out like a badass. Cause come on, killing some more zombies for fellow surviors is not a bad idea.
Rule 1: Bigger does not mean better – .22 are light weight and accurate. Why carry 1 box of 12 gauge when 20 boxes of .22 weight the same.
Rule 2: Friends are important – It is key to have someone to watch your back.
Rule 3: Public Shelters, Wal-Mart, Military Bases ect. Are not a good place to go. Other people have the same ideas as you( Dawn of the Dead ) so infected and uninfected will race to those places.
Rule 4: The country side is an ideal place to survive – Low population levels equals less zombies, also farms equal food, guns, and hideouts.
Rule 5: Never go into a fight unprepared – Always be armed to the gills, side arms, swords, axes, knives, Cast iron skillet, ect ect.
Rule 1: Bigger does not mean better – .22 are light weight and accurate. Why carry 1 box of 12 gauge when 20 boxes of .22 weight the same.
Rule 2: Friends are important – It is key to have someone to watch your back.
Rule 3: Public Shelters, Wal-Mart, Military Bases ect. Are not a good place to go. Other people have the same ideas as you( Dawn of the Dead ) so infected and uninfected will race to those places.
Rule 4: The country side is an ideal place to survive – Low population levels equals less zombies, also farms equal food, guns, and hideouts.
Rule 5: Never go into a fight unprepared – Always be armed to the gills, side arms, swords, axes, knives, Cast iron skillet, ect ect….
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I’m loving the Gibbs rules up there! jk!
Rule 1: ALWAYS carry a gun
Rule 2: no sympathy. Just because someone is kind and nice with a bite dosen’t mean they are going to stay that way!
Rule 3: Keep moving. Try not to lingere or get attached.
Rule 4: Try to always carry some sort of explosives… it might come in handy.
Rule 5: Sleep during the day if needed. Night is most dangerous.
Rule 6: Have a companion. Even if it is imaginary, you need to be able to stay sane somehow.. even if it means talking to yourself
Rule 7: Forget morals! This is survival we’re talking about! Shoot anything that gets in your way or slows you down.
Rule 8: Try to always have a car around somewhere that is accessible.
Rule 9: when being chased, don’t stop and hide. Don’t climb if you can’t get down and they can get up! if you have rule 8 you should get out of there fine.
Rule 10: DON’T DIE! or get bitten for that matter. TOP PRIORITY!!!
rule #5 should be aim for the head in the movie it never says anything about aiming for the head and every good zombie killer knows to go for the head. am i right?
the most important rule ever.
don’t die as a virgin.
rule 45 kill them all
rule 46 use arows
rule 47 recycle
rule 48 lazers
rule 49 snowplow
rule 50 play lots of call of duty
rule 51 bazooka
rule 52 slice and dice
rule 53 murder ball
rule 54 chainsaw
rule 55 meat cannon
rule 56 get to the safe haven
rule 57 kill the runner or your a doner
rule 58 survive
rule 59 if they talk theyr not dead/yet
rule 60 jab jab jab
rule 61 bewear of mc donalds
rule 62 fast food = fast zombies
rule 63 if bitten kill your self fast
rule 64 no bikes
rule 65 boil your water
rule 66 door smacker
rule 67 MOA is dead
rule 68 get help
rule 69 man up or be a manwitch
rule 70 hope for the best
rule 71 dont get bitten
rule 72 scratchs = death
rule 73 follow the rules
rule 74 bag of metal
rule 75 survive to round 999999999
rule 76 find armor
rule 77 its life or death
rule 78 get zombie killing robot
rule 79 remember theres a lot of rules
rule 80 find me
rule 81 big guns are good guns
rule 82 watch your back
rule 83 your mom might be one of the undead
rule 84 have good health
rule 85 live free or die a manwitch
rule 86 school will only kill you
rule 87 run
rule 88 hide from zombies
rule 89 pee buddy
rule 90 RPG = zombie R.I.P
rule 91 ray gun
rule 92 no getting drunk
rule 93 retards die first
rule 94 no feeding the zombies
rule 95 sleap less
rule 96 zombie dog get no treats
rule 97 zombies cant jump or fly
rule 98 call for help
rule 99 stay safe
rule 100 kill creativly
rule 0 live
rule 1 bathrooms are killrooms
rule 2 dont shower no time to
rule 3 dont be food
rule 4 kick the nuts
rule 5 know me
rule 6 spike gloves
rule 7 stay out of vegas
rule 8 dead zombie is good zombie
rule 9 ax-47
rule 10 dont ba a noob