Zombieland Rule #2 – The Ziploc Bag

It’s been quite a while since there’s been any new news about Zombieland but with the Zombieland DVD available to buy tomorrow, we get a look at the deleted scenes and Rule #2 – The Ziploc Bag.

Obviously the real Zombieland Rule #2 is the Double Tap.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.
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Zombieland Rule #5 – No Attachments (tbc)

A quick update as it has been pointed out in the comments that Zombieland Rule #5 would appear to be No Attachments.

Unfortunately it seems to be a rule that was made up on Horror-Movies.ca and they never explained it was made-up (it’s in italics to signify it was ‘official’), but I could be wrong.

Can anybody find any proof that No Attachments appears in the film?

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.
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Zombieland Rule #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs

As with Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.

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Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.
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Zombieland Rule #8 – Get A KickAss Partner

A series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. It’s unclear how canonical they are, but while Rule 1 is correct, Rule 4 doesn’t tie with what we know from the film, so the jury’s still out on these ones.

Rule #8 – Get A KickAss Partner

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Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.
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Zombieland Rules from the Cellphone Game

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One of commentors, Michael, has pointed out that the Zombieland App for the iPhone/cellphones has it’s own set of rules.

#2 Zipplock
#3 Double Tap
#5 Shoot first
#7 Incoming!
#8 Break it up
#9 With your bare hands
#10 Don’t swing low
#11 Use your feet
#13 Shake it off
#22 Opportunity knocks
#24 Use your thumbs

While these were likely invented by the game makers (certainly use your thumbs must be, though you wouldn’t get far without them!) perhaps they were given a spec from an uncut version of the film which contained a few of these for real.

Can anybody confirm these rules from the game?

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.
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