‎1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.Never use your Bare Hands
10.Aim for the head
11.Use Your Foot if all else fails
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.If it’s too quiet, someone’s behind you
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Alcohol probably doesn’t raise your survival rate
18.Limber Up
19.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock bags are like duct tape
24.Get a redneck. No seriously, they have guns
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knives really do do it all