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Zombieland T-Shirt Rules

Zombie Command — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:01:30 +0000

This t-shirt was made over at SharkRobot.com and, while completely unofficial, does make a stab at 33 rules of Zombieland.

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

Zombieland Rule #2 – The Ziploc Bag

Zombie Command — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:31:14 +0000

It’s been quite a while since there’s been any new news about Zombieland but with the Zombieland DVD available to buy tomorrow, we get a look at the deleted scenes and Rule #2 – The Ziploc Bag.

Obviously the real Zombieland Rule #2 is the Double Tap.

Zombieland Rule #5 – No Attachments (tbc)

Zombie Command — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:55:50 +0000

A quick update as it has been pointed out in the comments that Zombieland Rule #5 would appear to be No Attachments.

Unfortunately it seems to be a rule that was made up on Horror-Movies.ca and they never explained it was made-up (it’s in italics to signify it was ‘official’), but I could be wrong.

Can anybody find any proof that No Attachments appears in the film?

Zombieland Rule #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs

Zombie Command — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:38:01 +0000

As with Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.

Zombieland Rule #8 – Get A KickAss Partner

Zombie Command — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:19:18 +0000

A series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. It’s unclear how canonical they are, but while Rule 1 is correct, Rule 4 doesn’t tie with what we know from the film, so the jury’s still out on these ones.

Rule #8 – Get A KickAss Partner