Zombieland Rule #1 – Cardio

The first rule of Zombieland is, we do not talk about Zombieland! Oh no, wait, that isn’t right. The first ruls of Zombieland is Cardio.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

7 Responses to “Zombieland Rule #1 – Cardio”

  1. [...] – Cardio Shows him running in circles trying to get away from zombies in the parking lot of a gas [...]

  2. jacob says:

    this so funny why is the fat guy run around in a dam circles what hell. dumb ass

  3. [...] Eins bleibt noch zu klären: Schnelle oder langsame Zombies. Natürlich sind die Zombies in Zombieland wahre Marathon Läufer und keine in Schildkrötengeschwindigkeit lahmende Zombies. Deshalb auf Überlebensregel #1: Fittness [...]

  4. Tristan Jajo says:

    I agree that cardio is the most important rule because if you run out of gas and bullets, then RUN LIKE HELL

  5. Lucas says:

    If you run out of bullets, turn grab the barrel and swing away. EXCEPT if you’re using a pistol lol then run like hell. P.S If u have a pet, use em for a distraction. You’re not supposed to have any attachments anyway. Haha :-p

  6. Ashleyy says:

    omg…..i love zombieland, woody harrelson kicks ass!

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