Zombieland Rule #1 – Cardio

The first rule of Zombieland is, we do not talk about Zombieland! Oh no, wait, that isn’t right. The first ruls of Zombieland is Cardio.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

47 Responses to “Zombieland Rule #1 – Cardio”

  1. [...] – Cardio Shows him running in circles trying to get away from zombies in the parking lot of a gas [...]

  2. jacob says:

    this so funny why is the fat guy run around in a dam circles what hell. dumb ass

  3. [...] Eins bleibt noch zu klären: Schnelle oder langsame Zombies. Natürlich sind die Zombies in Zombieland wahre Marathon Läufer und keine in Schildkrötengeschwindigkeit lahmende Zombies. Deshalb auf Überlebensregel #1: Fittness [...]

  4. Tristan Jajo says:

    I agree that cardio is the most important rule because if you run out of gas and bullets, then RUN LIKE HELL

  5. Lucas says:

    If you run out of bullets, turn grab the barrel and swing away. EXCEPT if you’re using a pistol lol then run like hell. P.S If u have a pet, use em for a distraction. You’re not supposed to have any attachments anyway. Haha :-p

  6. Ashleyy says:

    omg…..i love zombieland, woody harrelson kicks ass!

  7. Some Zombie says:

    You are ALWAYS Dead if your out of ammo and your fat(coach from left for dead is the only fat zombie killer i know)yeah cardio is important.

  8. [...] One unexpected finding from their simulation is that being able to outrun a zombie doesn’t necessarily improve your chances for survival. In fact, it might worsen your chances. (Thus debunking Rule #1 in Zombieland: Cardio.) [...]

  9. Viagra says:

    excellent post, I want to collect and learn all the Zombieland rules, you know is better be prepare maybe this situation never happen, but who knows, as the main character said “I don’t want to become a meatbox”.

  10. [...] general deadness that goes with unfitness) that will help you out and motivate you to work towards rule #1 of Zombieland: cardio. Just because a sports bra is cute doesn’t mean you should buy it. I recently had a fight with [...]

  11. chelsey says:

    i love horror and comedy zombieland is my fav movie of all times

  12. [...] – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #6 – The Skillet #7 – Travel [...]

  13. [...] of course, who could forget Rule No. 1 from the movie “Zombieland”? It’s cardio, of course. As long as the zombies [...]

  14. [...] listened to it on my iPod three times within the last year with the same fervor of tonight’s race through the first two volumes of The Walking Dead, shunning the aforementioned chores in favor of the [...]

  15. I aint prepared for this one I got ASTHMA… I’m fucked, it’s okay cuh I got hella muscles and I woulda jumped up on the field goal post cuz I get up… I really woulda knocked his fat ass ouut

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  17. [...] – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #5 – ??? #6 – The Skillet* #7 [...]

  18. [...] the evening, just to balance things out, we watched Zombieland. I loved it. Woody Harrelson is a very funny man. I will warn you, however, that the first twenty [...]

  19. ClarkeHeinleinAsimov says:

    I wasn’t actually expecting much from this movie, from the reviews…but I find myself watching over and over again. It begins to wear thin toward the end, but by then…I’m ready to watch the beginning again.

  20. ClarkeHeinleinAsimov says:

    Oh, and don’t trust cute sexy chicks…rule #sumfin

  21. [...] – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #5 – ??? #6 – The Skillet* #7 [...]

  22. [...] CARDIO!!! This entry was posted in Uncategorized by OrganicallyMo. Bookmark the permalink. [...]

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  24. [...] straight from zombieland their number 1 rule, being fit and active is essential in life. The human body is not made to sit [...]

  25. [...] suppose my plan of eating nachos and never running again is a violation of the rules, [...]

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