Zombieland Rule #15 – Bowling Bowl

What’s a good way to kill a zombie without a ton of blood?

What you got against blood? Break out rule #15 – the Bowling Ball.

No cats were harmed in the making of this clip.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

11 Responses to “Zombieland Rule #15 – Bowling Bowl”

  1. James Ferris says:

    an addenda to this rule would be, Don’t through your weapon unless you are Absolutely Sure of a spare.
    This is funny two ways.
    A bowling spare….
    or a spare weapon in case you miss!

  2. Bobby says:

    James: spare, lol

    And although the thought and creativity is admirable (as well as humorous) It’s simply a bad idea. bowling ball is heavy (compared to most tools), cumbersome, and fairly useless. Namely b/c it would be a poor weapon. Something like a crowbar would be far better b/c it’s heavy enough to cause massive head trauma but also light enough and versatile enough to solve more than one problem.

  3. Alex says:

    the 5th rule would be have good reflexes beacause you would have to doug zombies if you didnt have a gun!

  4. Cayden says:

    Is it just me, or did Tallahassee say ‘Jenga’? Isn’t that a game? LOL And Columbus’s little “The bowling alley is the only place I wash my hands before…” Gotta love the bowling balls, even if they do make really sucky weapons.

  5. Andie says:

    LOL! Is this an actual promotional video? Because at :30 it says ‘Bowling Bowl’ in stead of Bowling Ball. How’d they let that slip by?

  6. Nick says:

    I honestly think I’d rather have a bowling pin.

  7. Krystal says:

    This rule isn’t right…check the movie..rule #15 is know your way out!

    Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

  8. sage says:

    dose it honistly matter i mean come on zombies wont come but if they did that would be bad ass. every one will have a gun or one will be provited all we realy need is one bullet per zombie and awsome aim and well be set.

  9. ESSA says:

    the bowling ball is fun and does damage..haha image,ur bowling suddenly zombies come out..why run for a gun wen u have a perfectly fun weapon rite in your hands

  10. ESSA says:

    this is prob. sooo late but @2nd comment..a crowbar!! r u serious.. wheres the fun in that wen u can jus throw a ton of bowling at em….if this wer zombieland i hope they’d get u jus 4 dissin this rule ;D

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