As with Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.
You wrote about the “official cannon”. You mean “canon”, not “cannon”. A cannon is something used to shoot a cannonball.
Lol, yup. Fair enough. Probably done that a few times to be fair, I’ll check the rest of the site just now.
[...] – Avoid Strip Clubs* Opening seqience shows a guy being chased by a Zombie Stripper(she did NOT have store bought [...]
Wasn’t “don’t be a hero” rule number 17?
And aren’t the first four rules cardio, guns, double-tap, and seatbelts? (although I am not sure of the order)
She was NOT wearing a bikini top in the movie. She was wearing pasties with black tassels on them. I’m a married 32 yr old woman and even I found a tasselled pastied zombie stripper running down the street LAUGH OUT LOUD funny. I imagine it may make a few think before wearing the tasseled ones again! Fantastic film, ***** (5! stars!)
Yup, you’re completely right, but if you watch the greenband trailer, they’ve actually had to CGI a bikini on her for the full running sequence, lol.
I can imagine it was quite a hard job matching it up with the jiggle
it went cardio double tap bathrooms seatbelts….i dont know where you got guns from…
he got guns from the double tap part. he thought, ” get a gun, and know how too use it” was a seperate rule. but the get a gun, and double tap, are intertwined. but u always double tap with everything. even a pick axe
I just finished watching Zombieland AGAIN, and rule 4 is seat belts. Rule 17, maybe the most important rule of all (according to Colombus) is don’t be a hero. It’s stated right before they go into the gift shop and smash it up.
My best friend is a stripper so i guess she’ll be the one i avoid but then i’d be breaking another rule find a kick-ass partner
Tell me more about this ‘friend’
Why Avoid the strip club? Wouldn’t it be fun to watch the Naked Hot Zombies from a far?
yea why avoid strip clubs just watch
thats just dunb if u do
poor guy atleast his 2 incher wasint eatin right away
Of course watching Zombie Strippers is a bad idea…. horrible acting and a garbage story line. All the boobs in that movie couldn’t make up for the other garbage . Sorry… no one else made a reference to it so I had to lol.
what are you talking about? There was basically no nudity throughout the whole movie!
BBBZZZZZZTTT! WRONG! at the begining there was a naked zombie girl running toward a dude. and my favorite part of the movie was when the cowboy got the twinky, i laghed my HEAD off. acting like it was his dream girl. XD i watched the movie at the theater and i didn’t go to the bathroom for a WEEK.
[...] Ball* #16 – ??? #17 – Don’t Be A Hero #18 – Limber Up #19 – ??? #20 – ??? #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs* #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out #23 – ??? #24 – ??? #25 – ??? #26 – ??? #27 – [...]
Absolutely MUST rent Zombieland, as I’ve only seen it on Spike and AMC. Which means NO strip club scenes, NO nudity AT ALL
There was no guns rule though you would suspect there should be. I LOVE ZOMBIELAND