Zombieland Rule #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs
As with Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.
As with Rule 8, this series of promotional posters reveals a couple of new rules from Zombieland. Still unlikely to be part of the official canon, but here none-the-less.
You wrote about the “official cannon”. You mean “canon”, not “cannon”. A cannon is something used to shoot a cannonball.
Lol, yup. Fair enough. Probably done that a few times to be fair, I’ll check the rest of the site just now.
[…] – Avoid Strip Clubs* Opening seqience shows a guy being chased by a Zombie Stripper(she did NOT have store bought […]
Wasn’t “don’t be a hero” rule number 17?
And aren’t the first four rules cardio, guns, double-tap, and seatbelts? (although I am not sure of the order)
She was NOT wearing a bikini top in the movie. She was wearing pasties with black tassels on them. I’m a married 32 yr old woman and even I found a tasselled pastied zombie stripper running down the street LAUGH OUT LOUD funny. I imagine it may make a few think before wearing the tasseled ones again! Fantastic film, ***** (5! stars!)
@ZLandLover
Yup, you’re completely right, but if you watch the greenband trailer, they’ve actually had to CGI a bikini on her for the full running sequence, lol.
I can imagine it was quite a hard job matching it up with the jiggle 😀
Chicago…
it went cardio double tap bathrooms seatbelts….i dont know where you got guns from…
he got guns from the double tap part. he thought, ” get a gun, and know how too use it” was a seperate rule. but the get a gun, and double tap, are intertwined. but u always double tap with everything. even a pick axe 🙂
I just finished watching Zombieland AGAIN, and rule 4 is seat belts. Rule 17, maybe the most important rule of all (according to Colombus) is don’t be a hero. It’s stated right before they go into the gift shop and smash it up.
My best friend is a stripper so i guess she’ll be the one i avoid but then i’d be breaking another rule find a kick-ass partner
@Leia
Tell me more about this ‘friend’ 😀
Why Avoid the strip club? Wouldn’t it be fun to watch the Naked Hot Zombies from a far?
yea why avoid strip clubs just watch
thats just dunb if u do
poor guy atleast his 2 incher wasint eatin right away
Of course watching Zombie Strippers is a bad idea…. horrible acting and a garbage story line. All the boobs in that movie couldn’t make up for the other garbage :). Sorry… no one else made a reference to it so I had to lol.
what are you talking about? There was basically no nudity throughout the whole movie!
BBBZZZZZZTTT! WRONG! at the begining there was a naked zombie girl running toward a dude. 😛 and my favorite part of the movie was when the cowboy got the twinky, i laghed my HEAD off. acting like it was his dream girl. XD i watched the movie at the theater and i didn’t go to the bathroom for a WEEK.
[…] Ball* #16 – ??? #17 – Don’t Be A Hero #18 – Limber Up #19 – ??? #20 – ??? #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs* #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out #23 – ??? #24 – ??? #25 – ??? #26 – ??? #27 – […]
Absolutely MUST rent Zombieland, as I’ve only seen it on Spike and AMC. Which means NO strip club scenes, NO nudity AT ALL 🙁
Chicago
There was no guns rule though you would suspect there should be. I LOVE ZOMBIELAND
[…] Ball* #16 – ??? #17 – Don’t Be A Hero #18 – Limber Up #19 – ??? #20 – ??? #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs* #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out #23 – ??? #24 – ??? #25 – ??? #26 – ??? #27 – […]
I have adapted this into a post on how Zombieland changed my life. Best Movie Ever!! Check it out. http://www.foxtangocharlie.com/life-zombieland
@Beverly Hills
are you the one Columbus fucked in the back of a FedX truck?