Zombieland Rule #3 – Beware of Bathrooms

The second rule of Zombieland is WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ZOMBIELAND! Oh no, wait, that isn’t right either. Rule #3 – Beware of Bathrooms.

NB: In the pre-movie trailers Beware of Bathrooms was rule #2 of Zombieland. In the movie Beware of Bathrooms becomes rule #3.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

11 Responses to “Zombieland Rule #3 – Beware of Bathrooms”

  1. Mikayla Smith says:

    Best movie ever. I went with my 3 cousins when i went to see it was their second time to see an my first time. They told me they thought it was so good they went to see it a second time. When it comes out on dvd im so buying it.

  2. Corey says:

    this is actually rule number 2

  3. admin says:


    No it isn’t. It was number 2 in the trailer above, but in the film proper it’s number 3.

  4. Neuralburn says:

    Rule #1 – dont #2.

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  6. Tristan Jajo says:

    I dont agree with Neuralburn because then other problems occur like you smell like crap becuase ur cloths are filled with it

    you can go #2 but have a shovel so you dig a hole and go then you got a weapon by you so you dont have to aim

  7. Some Zombie says:

    Bathrooms are closed in areas so basic you kill yourself. Same with dressing rooms and apartments.

  8. […] – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #5 – ??? #6 – The Skillet* #7 – Travel Light #8 – Get A Kickass Partner* […]

  9. […] – Cardio #2 – The Double Tap #3 – Beware of Bathrooms #4 – Seatbelts #5 – ??? #6 – The Skillet* #7 – Travel Light #8 – Get A Kickass Partner* […]

  10. Kage says:

    Check the bushes before doing it in there, Especially if you’re near a town or something, If you’re a conisiderable distance or in the middle on nowhere, just defficate on the road or something

  11. […] Rule #3. Beware of Bathrooms – when I was in elementary school, I formed a deep-seeded aversion to public bathrooms. Mostly owing to the fact that the bathrooms in our school were located in the back of the classroom, so if you had to go, you had to make the long walk of shame as all your classmates stared at you, knowing exactly what you were going to do. God forbid you had to go number two, because EVERYONE would know that you had just befouled the only bathroom. If I had known about the existence of Depends, I think I would have worn them every day in order to avoid ever using the bathroom at school. […]

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