Zombieland Rule #33 – Swiss Army Knife

While Columbus only gets up to 32 rules in the Zombieland film it seems that the list has since expanded. Not sure how canon these skits are though.

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Rules.

14 Responses to “Zombieland Rule #33 – Swiss Army Knife”

  1. dante says:

    i like number 33 but i have a ? for you. what would i wear in a zombieland ?

  2. Dillon says:

    Thick fabric, maby padding. If you get bit there teath wont penetrate thick fabric. Plus a mask of some kind. One that protects your eyes and mouth from blood and what ever else clould come from an infected persons body. Fluid transfer could easily infect you.

  3. Pfitzy says:

    Long sleeves and long pants. Like builder’s or miner’s outfit – got to protect yourself from the elements as well as zombies. If you’re close enough to get bitten, you’re not doing it right so protective gear will just weigh you down.

  4. calgary says:

    Light fabric would be best. You can’t run away effectively if your clothing is weighing you down.

  5. Brandon says:

    Leather jacket a kick a ass pair of combat or cowboy boots jeans and a fucking crow bar. If its good enough for gordaon freemn it is good enough for zombieland.

  6. chosen1 says:

    clothing that is tight but durable cannot be grabbed or even a shark suit

  7. Cayden says:

    Tight, long sleeve shirt, tight jeans, SHORT HAIR!!! The last thing you want to happen is to be running from zombies, have them not being able to grab your tight clothes, and then one ripping you down by your long hair. That would really suck. Hope that’ll help when the zombies DO come! (Come on, you know that’s how you want the world to end someday, not the damn Sun exploding!) :) <3, Cayden

  8. jr says:

    where do i get the swiss army knife

  9. LittleSmirk says:

    I would want a complete dive suit with a “big John” line so I could be down under water for along tine

  10. Lucas says:

    I agree with Cayden. That’d be some sexy last days, if you’re physically fit to wear tight clothing. haha :p

  11. Morgan says:

    Wear thick and durable fabrics MY choices are blue jeans leather jacket Kevlar gloves and of course combat boots which are made with Kevlar and something or other to protect head and neck

  12. Justin Eaker says:

    What sub machine gun will be good for 15 year old in a apartment complex?

  13. jacob says:

    i really dont inderstand all of the rules but im fine because i cant wait for the end

  14. jacob says:

    hwo has seen 2012

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