Zombieland T-Shirt Rules

follow the rules Zombieland T Shirt Rules

This t-shirt was made over at SharkRobot.com and, while completely unofficial, does make a stab at 33 rules of Zombieland.

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

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50 Responses to “Zombieland T-Shirt Rules”

  1. Britni says:

    Where is “Check the Back Seat”

  2. Matt says:

    It’s number 31, dumbtard.

  3. jackeh says:

    =)) HAHA. dumbtard.

  4. bobsaget says:

    love you

  5. Jac says:

    Obviously Britni would not survive Zombieland!

  6. lizzie says:

    hahaha i love zombieland. i love the rules.

  7. cole says:

    i love it its my #1 movies i love

  8. cole says:

    dont do any $%$&@( mean comments

  9. cole says:

    i also have the t-shirt

  10. David says:

    what about seatbelts?

  11. cody says:

    rule number 4 david. seatbelts

  12. Dylan says:

    This is just my opinion:

    2.The Double Tap
    3.Beware of Bathrooms
    4.Wear Seat Belts
    5.No Attachments
    6.The “Skillet”
    7.Travel Light
    8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
    9.Never use your Bare Hands
    10.Aim for the head
    11.Use Your Foot if all else fails
    12.Bounty Paper Towels
    13.Shake it Off
    14.Always carry a change of underwear
    15.If it’s too quiet, someone’s behind you
    16.Opportunity Knocks
    17.Alcohol probably doesn’t raise your survival rate
    18.Limber Up
    19.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
    20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    21.Avoid Strip Clubs
    22.When in doubt Know your way out
    23.Zipplock bags are like duct tape
    24.Get a redneck. No seriously, they have guns
    25.Shoot First
    26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    28.Double-Knot your Shoes
    29.The Buddy System
    30.Pack your stain stick
    31.Check the back seat
    32.Enjoy the little things
    33.Swiss army Knives really do do it all

  13. Bobsaget says:

    It’s time 2 nut up or shut up

  14. michael hill says:

    Hey i like the movie real good kick ass bad ass movie too has any body else seen it too wow so funny

  15. Nick Rinaldi says:

    No michael… none of us here have seen it…

  16. DickHeadCentral says:


  17. bert says:


  18. bert says:

    never mind i found it lol

  19. ZombieSlayer1 says:

    whats the skillet and opportunity knocks

  20. chx says:

    hey. do you have any retailers in the Philippines?

  21. Kevin says:

    I have a request to change “Opportunity knocks” to “Opportunity blows the damn door up with an rpg”

  22. penatron15 says:

    zombies already exist we just call them sheep all my wolves hollla

  23. jacob says:

    34. dont be an idiot and go alone to investigate a sound that happened in the dark.

  24. Nick says:

    No jacob rule 34 is Nut up or shut up

  25. johan says:

    i’ll go find armored van,then find guns and destroy everything

  26. molly says:

    i love this film zombies are real coz ive got mad cow disease its sad im locked up in a cadge

  27. Brooke says:

    I feel like every1 who commented on this site knows each other…. ZOMBIELAND RULES (double meaning)

  28. chelsea says:

    i love zombie land hope they come out with a zombieland 2

  29. dmc says:

    this will help you in life

  30. Darko says:

    Some of you guys need to learn some grammar.

  31. aley says:

    yeah im watching the movie right now! its awesome, but what does rule # 6,9,12,23, & 27

  32. collin says:

    I think Dylan’s version is better than this one. their not that different, but still.

  33. Candie says:

    i love this movie thts y me and my bf will survive the zombie apcolypse hahahaha

  34. chance says:

    im twelve but who cares twelve is the new twenty people…………………….ZOMBIELAND RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Yo MoMmA says:

    I like rule #34 the most

  36. kylie says:

    just like chance said 12 is the new 20 🙂 ……zombieland is the best i love talihasy (how ever you spell it) and his twinky addiction…lol :p

  37. Magen Clark says:

    rule number 6 is my favorite

  38. Kage says:

    What exactly is “The “Skilliet”?

  39. ar says:


  40. ar says:

    im 13 and i LOVEzombieland

  41. Jesse Heaberlin says:

    this website is dumb as fuck! “a little sunscreen never hurt anybody” isnt even a rule…it says that at the end and did someone make up the rest of the rules that werent even mentioned in the movie? dumb asses…

  42. NZheadshot says:

    Rule 34: if it exists, there’s zombie porn of it

  43. Ky says:

    #zombienerds ♥

  44. xURZU7x says:

    Rule#35 never reload while zombie at you

  45. zombiexpert says:

    you are missing 34:always check the back seats

  46. Jason says:

    I have adapted this into a post on how Zombieland changed my life. Best Movie Ever!! Check it out. http://www.foxtangocharlie.com/life-zombieland

  47. Papersydney says:

    Skillet means “if you see a skillet use it!” Saves on ammo, and works.

    As for 34. I believe it’s “nut up or shut-up”. Or for us girls. “Show-up or shut-up”

    And would like to add singer common sense. Your current team may not be your zombieland team..

    <3 ya-all! ^_^*

  48. Titus McCrimmon says:

    I don’t know none of y’all so nut up or shut the f:!ck up

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