Zombieland T-Shirt Rules

Always follow the rules

This t-shirt was made over at SharkRobot.com and, while completely unofficial, does make a stab at 33 rules of Zombieland.

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

Rules t-shirt back

Poster: Zombie Command. Category: Fun. Tags: , ,

14 Responses to “Zombieland T-Shirt Rules”

  1. Britni says:
    April 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Where is “Check the Back Seat”

  2. Matt says:
    April 14, 2010 at 12:12 am

    It’s number 31, dumbtard.

  3. jackeh says:
    April 20, 2010 at 8:23 am

    =)) HAHA. dumbtard.

  4. bobsaget says:
    May 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    love you

  5. Bruce says:
    May 19, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    love you

  6. Jac says:
    May 26, 2010 at 1:44 am

    Obviously Britni would not survive Zombieland!

  7. lizzie says:
    June 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    hahaha i love zombieland. i love the rules.

  8. cole says:
    June 13, 2010 at 4:44 am

    i love it its my #1 movies i love

  9. cole says:
    June 13, 2010 at 4:44 am

    dont do any $%$&@( mean comments

  10. cole says:
    June 13, 2010 at 4:45 am

    i also have the t-shirt

  11. David says:
    July 5, 2010 at 6:26 am

    what about seatbelts?

  12. cody says:
    July 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    rule number 4 david. seatbelts

  13. Dylan says:
    July 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    This is just my opinion:

    ‎1.Cardio
    2.The Double Tap
    3.Beware of Bathrooms
    4.Wear Seat Belts
    5.No Attachments
    6.The “Skillet”
    7.Travel Light
    8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
    9.Never use your Bare Hands
    10.Aim for the head
    11.Use Your Foot if all else fails
    12.Bounty Paper Towels
    13.Shake it Off
    14.Always carry a change of underwear
    15.If it’s too quiet, someone’s behind you
    16.Opportunity Knocks
    17.Alcohol probably doesn’t raise your survival rate
    18.Limber Up
    19.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
    20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    21.Avoid Strip Clubs
    22.When in doubt Know your way out
    23.Zipplock bags are like duct tape
    24.Get a redneck. No seriously, they have guns
    25.Shoot First
    26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    27.Incoming!
    28.Double-Knot your Shoes
    29.The Buddy System
    30.Pack your stain stick
    31.Check the back seat
    32.Enjoy the little things
    33.Swiss army Knives really do do it all

  14. Bobsaget says:
    August 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    It’s time 2 nut up or shut up

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