Zombieland T-Shirt Rules
This t-shirt was made over at SharkRobot.com and, while completely unofficial, does make a stab at 33 rules of Zombieland.
- Cardio
- The Double Tap
- Beware of Bathrooms
- Wear Seat Belts
- No Attachments
- The “Skillet”
- Travel Light
- Get a Kick Ass Partner
- With your Bare Hands
- Don’t Swing Low
- Use Your Foot
- Bounty Paper Towels
- Shake it Off
- Always carry a change of underwear
- Bowling Ball
- Opportunity Knocks
- Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
- Limber Up
- Break it Up
- It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
- Avoid Strip Clubs
- When in doubt Know your way out
- Zipplock
- Use your thumbs
- Shoot First
- A little sun screen never hurt anybody
- Incoming!
- Double-Knot your Shoes
- The Buddy System
- Pack your stain stick
- Check the back seat
- Enjoy the little things
- Swiss army Knife
Where is “Check the Back Seat”
It’s number 31, dumbtard.
=)) HAHA. dumbtard.
love you
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Obviously Britni would not survive Zombieland!
hahaha i love zombieland. i love the rules.
i love it its my #1 movies i love
dont do any $%$&@( mean comments
i also have the t-shirt
what about seatbelts?
rule number 4 david. seatbelts
This is just my opinion:
1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.Never use your Bare Hands
10.Aim for the head
11.Use Your Foot if all else fails
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.If it’s too quiet, someone’s behind you
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Alcohol probably doesn’t raise your survival rate
18.Limber Up
19.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock bags are like duct tape
24.Get a redneck. No seriously, they have guns
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knives really do do it all
It’s time 2 nut up or shut up
Hey i like the movie real good kick ass bad ass movie too has any body else seen it too wow so funny
No michael… none of us here have seen it…
Poo
I WANT THIS SHIRT MAN SOME ONE EMAIL ME THE ORDER SHEET LOL
never mind i found it lol
whats the skillet and opportunity knocks
hey. do you have any retailers in the Philippines?
I have a request to change “Opportunity knocks” to “Opportunity blows the damn door up with an rpg”
zombies already exist we just call them sheep all my wolves hollla
34. dont be an idiot and go alone to investigate a sound that happened in the dark.
No jacob rule 34 is Nut up or shut up
i’ll go find armored van,then find guns and destroy everything
i love this film zombies are real coz ive got mad cow disease its sad im locked up in a cadge
I feel like every1 who commented on this site knows each other…. ZOMBIELAND RULES (double meaning)
i love zombie land hope they come out with a zombieland 2
this will help you in life
Some of you guys need to learn some grammar.
yeah im watching the movie right now! its awesome, but what does rule # 6,9,12,23, & 27
mean!
I think Dylan’s version is better than this one. their not that different, but still.
i love this movie thts y me and my bf will survive the zombie apcolypse hahahaha
im twelve but who cares twelve is the new twenty people…………………….ZOMBIELAND RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like rule #34 the most
just like chance said 12 is the new 20
……zombieland is the best i love talihasy (how ever you spell it) and his twinky addiction…lol :p
rule number 6 is my favorite
What exactly is “The “Skilliet”?
im OBSSESSED WITH ZOMBIELAND AND KNOW ALL THE RULES
im 13 and i LOVEzombieland
this website is dumb as fuck! “a little sunscreen never hurt anybody” isnt even a rule…it says that at the end and did someone make up the rest of the rules that werent even mentioned in the movie? dumb asses…
Rule 34: if it exists, there’s zombie porn of it